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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:46 pm    Post subject: Do Aliens and/or Predators go to heaven? Reply with quote

If so, the humans there must be in hell...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't know... I wasn't planning on dying...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even with a xenomorph's indefinite lifespan which is most likely somewhere 200+ years, you're going to die sometime. Wouldn't you like to know if you went to a place brimming with human civilians or not?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know... the thought of death scares me... what if there's nothing after I die? What if I go to hell?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A drone's hell would be uncharacteristically smart Predators with acid-resistant armour and no queens whatsoever.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well i have heard that Drones, dog aliens and warriors live in 20 years
and predaliens and praetorian lives in 100 years and the queen lives in
200 years but it also depends how happy they are, but they dont live wery
long if they are alone
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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but they dont live wery long if they are alone


Oh, I've got nothing to worry about then Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and if you get sick, you can just use Austin Powers timemachine
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shalt not kill, beyotch. I imagine they'd go downstairs, if anywhere.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm good idea *jumps in timemachine*
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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hmmm good idea *jumps in timemachine*


*grabs Mr Xeno tail and throw him away* no can do Mr Xeno, the timemachine is only for me and my friends Idea
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what if a pred kills and skins one of your friends then tries to use his face as a mask?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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what if a pred kills and skins one of your friends then tries to use his face as a mask?


Then you oughta tell that Pred to stop mimmicking "Silence of the Lambs"...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sad thing is that I can see a (probably mentally ill) Pred doing that. He saw his buddies with skin coats of furred animals...so he's gonna get the ladies with a human skin coat!

I wonder how one says "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" in Yautjese*...?

*Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wonder how one says "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" in Yautjese*...?

*Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's simply "the language of the Yautja"...

Pauk-de... no offense, just felt like saying that Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think it's simply "the language of the Yautja"...

Pauk-de... no offense, just felt like saying that Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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techno_dracula wrote:

I wonder how one says "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" in Yautjese*...?

*Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She said: Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So this means everyone is blind, right?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? what did you say? i cant hear you
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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*Smacks the living shit out of 47 with a big floppy purple dildo he borrowed from dunn*
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

techno_dracula wrote:
Metal_Pred wrote:
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I wonder how one says "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" in Yautjese*...?

*Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway?


And for those with bad eyes...ALP posts also come in big fontsets! Now you will never again miss a terribly placed note or a shitty joke!


yea, i hope you don't think this is the first time this happens, I learned it from a certain sister humping xeno who's name starts with an A.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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yea, i hope you don't think this is the first time this happens, I learned it from a certain sister humping xeno who's name starts with an A.


Oh goodie, I love riddles... hmm... humps his sisters, name starts with an A... I'd like to buy a semicolon!
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