Crotchfire Has A Stupid Idea

Crotchfire · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject: Crotchfire Has A Stupid Idea

So here's my stupid idea. I have 2 female professors this semester, and interestingly, both are kind of attractive. They're both 40-50 age range, and given my confessed extracurricular activities, well, I think you can see where I'm going with this.

Note, this isn't motivated by a desire to get good grades. I just want to have fun. Now, I need to do some probing for information on these women before I could possibly undertake seducing one or both of them... such as, whether or not they're married, how discreet they can be, whether their past behavior indicates that they could grade me objectively given the circumstances... But the idea has come to me and piqued my interest.

The potential fallout is discouraging, though. Perhaps it's the sense of danger that makes the idea so intriguing. I tend not to be such a risk-taker, but nonetheless...

I'm of a double-mind about this, any thoughts?
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:48 pm Post subject:

It would be cool if you could pull it off, but think of the possible consequences when things don't work out the way you wanted to... or the possible consequences if things do work out. If you get what I mean...
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject:

Hrm... very intruiguing.

If you get one of them Crotch, I'll make you an avatar. If you get both, I'll nominate you for moderatorship.
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stupidgenius · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject:

TEH STAKES ARE RAISED.
Be smooth, Crotchfire, smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth
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Frost · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject:

Speaking of avatars, how is your so big and flashy? Mines small and dull, only because thats all it would let me do. Im not even talking about filesize, it has to be under, what is it, 80 pixels by 80 pixels? Yours is like, twice that. I just don't get it.
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Pieh · Gender: Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1647

he has teh haxing modmin powers.

at least thats what I think.

Metal_Pred · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject:

No.
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Ipsa · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:02 pm Post subject:

I don't have a strong opinion either way, but if you go for it, then be careful.
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Blaster · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:06 am Post subject:

Sounds too messy. But hey, should anything go public, they are the ones who have to worry, not you. Wink

Oh, and the traditional way to see if someone is married is to look for a wedding ring.
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Samy · Gender: Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Posts: 233

Go for it!!!

no one on this planet should turn down the chance to get freaky with one's professor! and given your "gift" i'm sure you'll handle yourself well... just be veeeeery careful

Corporal Waffle · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:29 am Post subject:

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

thats an order pirvate!
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Munan · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:05 am Post subject:

For fuck's sake....

Shocked

Makes me wonder whether my students talk about me this way...

Anyway, I suggest you just give it a try.
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Sal · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:25 pm Post subject:

for every geek that has ever been fantasizing about his sexy teacher... for the generations of tradition that are behind you...
crotchfire, my friend, you have a moral duty to do it.
*plays the geek anthem*
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject:

Metal_Pred · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:28 pm Post subject:

No.
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stupidgenius · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:39 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:44 pm Post subject:

AYB ofcourse...
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CelticPredatoress · Gender: Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 394 Location: a place

saywhatnow? Confused

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Aramor · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject:

AYB... a.k.a. AYBABTU...
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CelticPredatoress · Gender: Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 394 Location: a place

IN ENGLISH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
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I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true

I'm your truth, telling lies
I'm your reasoned alibis
I'm inside, open your eyes
I'm you

Corporal Waffle · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject:

If I knows aramor well enough he'll post it in german or somthing...
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:18 pm Post subject:

CelticPredatoress · Gender: Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 394 Location: a place

thank you, that was what i wanted to know. now was that so hard?
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I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true

I'm your truth, telling lies
I'm your reasoned alibis
I'm inside, open your eyes
I'm you

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject:

Not really... no... anything else you wanna know?
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