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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:45 pm    Post subject: Aramor Ad Reply with quote

By know, you probably all know I'm selling myself. If not, here's the ad:

Aramor©, good for everything. So buy yours today for only $59,99. If you want the Premium edition, you'll only have to pay $99,99. And you'll get a whole lota Aramor© for that price. But for the real Aramor© lovers, you can buy the Ultimate Premium Special Platinum Collecter's Edition Once-In-A-Lifetime Limited Aramor© of the Century Version... for only $3999,99. This may sound like a lot of money, but what you get in return is worth twice the price. It's your basic incestuous, crazy Xenomorph, only with some nifty extras... we don't really know what they are, caus it's all a bunch of BS, but you should get it soon. And pay lots for it. So, order within 10 minutes, and you'll even get a 30" Aramor© Action Figure.

Warning: Aramor© may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not buy Aramor© if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders.

Warning: Choking hazard. 30" Aramor© Action Figure contains small parts. Not suitable for children under the mental age of 3.

Weyland-Yutani Corp. Building new worlds. And taming Xeno's so they can be sold.

And anyhoo, I was bored, so I decided to make a crappy Flash movie...
After I finished it, I noticed the timing's off, which is weird, caus in Flash MX it's perfect... and also, the voice kinda sucks... but I couldn't be arsed to record my own voice. So if any of you feel like recording that and sending it to me, please do. I prefer a voice similar to the one they always use for trailers and stuff, but practically any voice that sounds better than my own (or Sam's) will do...
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooh! MOMMY MOMMY! CAN I GET AN ARAMOR FOR MY BIRTHDAY?!! PLEEEASE!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll see if I can record my own voice for that.

The computer voice sounds worse than that demon dude from the Warhammer Online trailer who had a wet cat in his throat.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, if everything's correct the timing should be better now. Just deleted 10 frames and voila.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good ad, but yeah, the voice sucks.
I might record my voice in the next few days if I can get this microphone working again. Who knows.
P.S. Is it 'Air-uh-more' or 'are-a-more' or something else? It's hard to tell...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I take it you've seen LotR? Well, it's pronounced just like Aragorn, only with Mor instead of Gorn.

Well, the a's should be as in car... and Mor's pretty obvious I think...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah, so the Ultimate Premium Special Platinum Collecter's Edition Once-In-A-Lifetime Limited Aramor© of the Century Version is the x-mas Aramor version, now i see it's worth the prize.

a cool ad btw.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I take it you've seen LotR?

no. I suck like that.
but yeah, i get it now.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ah, so the Ultimate Premium Special Platinum Collecter's Edition Once-In-A-Lifetime Limited Aramor© of the Century Version is the x-mas Aramor version, now i see it's worth the prize.


Not necessarily... I just put in all the picture's I use/used as an avatar...

And the first one to point out that I spelled typo wrong is going to be bitch-slapped... by a man... who just got out of prison... and is now a transvestite... in Smallsville, MiddleOfNowhereState...
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