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Mortain
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Ok now since I have your attention.. *laughs*
I'm an old fart from Tacoma Washington.
I draw, I write and I roleplay! Fear me!
Not bad for 31 eh?
*chuckles and runs off*
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Aramor
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Ok, it's official... no more illiterate 15 year olds!!!
Welcome.
I think I'm becoming obsessed with illiterate 15 year olds...
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Mortain
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:58 am Post subject: |
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Thanks. I'm in a -really- odd mood this morning. No coffee. Go figure.
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Aramor
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I was thinking about getting a coffee addiction... but my girlfriend is kinda against it, she sais I already have to much addictions 
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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Oh god, not the cat...
It's xeno! Who am I gonna call?
Noobbusters!
And if you aren't Mr Xeno, welcome to the forums.
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Sal
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wlecome.
i actually came here to read something about those babies... 
but welcome anyway...
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Metal_Pred
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| Aramor wrote: | | I was thinking about getting a coffee addiction... but my girlfriend is kinda against it, she sais I already have to much addictions |
Yea, I find myself getting up in the morning and saying to myself ' I think i'll get myself an *insert cofee, drug or whatever* addiction today'...NOT.
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Telveryon
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:32 am Post subject: |
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Hello Mortain! Welcome to ye old fasion ALP Forum!
| Aramor wrote: | | I think I'm becoming obsessed with illiterate 15 year olds... |
Truly? Didn't notice...
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Munan
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:05 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | Oh god, not the cat...
It's xeno! |
I don't think so. Xeno was never able to write so many words without any horrible in your face spelling mistake - that was beyond his linguistic skills.
Mentally, however, these two seem to be very much alike...
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Corporal Waffle
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| Simon_Says wrote: | Oh god, not the cat...
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HEEY!!!!
IT WAS ME WHO FOUND THE CAT!!!!!!! NOT XENO!!!!
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Munan
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You, Xeno, Agent 47... It's confusing sometimes.
However, I have to admit: you're the nicest of the Norwegian boys...
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Corporal Waffle
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| Munan wrote: | You, Xeno, Agent 47... It's confusing sometimes.
However, I have to admit: you're the nicest of the Norwegian boys... |
heey Thanks mate...!
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Satan Crime Wash
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| vevlaa wrote: | | Munan wrote: | You, Xeno, Agent 47... It's confusing sometimes.
However, I have to admit: you're the nicest of the Norwegian boys... |
heey Thanks mate...! |
As accolades go; that ranks alongside being the tallest man in a room full of jockeys.
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Aramor
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Ah man, now that's just rude... here, have 50 points.
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Satan Crime Wash
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How many points do I need for The Ultimate Premium Special Platinum Collector's Edition Once-In-A-Lifetime Limited Aramor of the Century Version?
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Aramor
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666... but then you just get a 5% discount.
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Corporal Waffle
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666.... eeh?
want a free cookie?
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Aramor
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I've got plans to take over the world... after I do that, I can get all the noo... cookies I want...
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stupidgenius
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:12 pm Post subject: Re: I eat babies! |
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| Mortain wrote: | | Ok now since I have your attention.. *laughs* |
I finally thought that there was someone here I could relate to...grr.
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siliconsara
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Welcome to ALP! I am the resident Pred pr0n Princess. If you need any naked Yautja, I am at your service! Chains, whips, bound dreadlocks, naked butts, kinbaku, you name it, I've got it!
If not...well...welcome to ALP anyway =)
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Blaster
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Yo.
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Sal
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No seppuku in stock. In fact I never stocked it to begin with. But I have lots of bukkake! |
"bukkake
1.variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.
2.bukkake can also mean a Japanese noodle preparation method (doused with dashi)"
please tell me you mean the second definition... coz i've got this nagging suspicion that it's the first...
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siliconsara
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:04 am Post subject: |
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I don't think noodles go so well with butts and balls *snicker*...unless you have some sort of noodle fetish...then I can help you with that anyway!
*draws a naked Pred in a bowl of ramen*
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