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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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and uh... MILF???
*ashamed by not understanding the word* Embarassed

MILF: Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanks Simon. you truly are the one to count on in a moment of crisis. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sal_p wrote:
thanks Simon. you truly are the one to count on in a moment of crisis. Smile


Uhhuh, but I'm amazed he didn't make a feature length animation to explain it to ya Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh, but WHAT an animation it might be...
given the subject and filtering it thru Simon's creative, slightly deviated imagination...
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well, i certainly would like to see that.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, i'm with the kitties on this one Smile
consider this a challenge, Simon.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The KLA seems to be demanding an awful lot these days.

Taking the fact into consideration that a large part of the KLA is anti-masturbatory*, this demand strikes me as slightly odd.

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*Remember, the KLA was founded to liberate the kittens that God kills when someone burps the worm and prevent the perpetuation of this barbaric practice. The KLA-ideologists have still to reach consensus on whether this goal should be reached through combatting God, or by cracking down on masturbation. None of its fractions, however, would endorse masturbation or encourage any visual material that could lead to masturbation.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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*Remember, the KLA was founded to liberate the kittens that God kills when someone burps the worm and prevent the perpetuation of this barbaric practice. The KLA-ideologists have still to reach consensus on whether this goal should be reached through combatting God, or by cracking down on masturbation. None of its fractions, however, would endorse masturbation or encourage any visual material that could lead to masturbation.


Well, the Crimson Kittens (lead by me) are mainly concerned with making absurd demands and fighting against God, trying to make sure Sauron becomes the god of all people, caus when you masturbate, Sauron only kills a Hobbit.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So does your Crimson Kitten Clan (Coterie? Meh. "CKC") actually wear crimson, or are they crimson because of the alliteration? Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, as you can see in the above picture, they have a red star on their hats... so at first I was gonna call them the Red Pussy Group, but somehow I decided against that...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, the Crimson Kittens (lead by me) are mainly concerned with making absurd demands and fighting against God, trying to make sure Sauron becomes the god of all people, caus when you masturbate, Sauron only kills a Hobbit.


Well, that's not bad then, considering the fact that Hobbits are non-existent creatures and Sauron is fictional

I was well aware of the fact that the KLA has fragmented. The same thing happened to the IRA, ETA and PLO, some of whose fractions became mere guns for hire.
I've been in contact with general King Kat B., leader of a KLA-fraction calling itself the Kitten Liberation Front (KLF), who informed me that the true struggle is still being struggled. "Not all of us are going for the absurd demands" he said, an obvious sneer at the Crimson Kittens, although he hastened to add "of course I wholly support the anti-God activities of the Crimson Kittens, whom I still admire greatly".
Recent reports have confirmed, however, that even the KLF itself is torn by internal strife between the KLF-AW (Anti-Wankers) and the KLF-AG (Anti-God). King Kat B.: "Well, at least we're not led by an adolescent Xeno, like some..." Again, a sneer at the Crimson Kittens.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody splitters. We're the People's Front of Kittens. The only people we hate more than God for killing us Kittens is the Kitten People's Front... and the Kitten Popular People's Front. Fucking splitters.

...a cookie to whoever knows to what that's an allusion.

Grammar nazi note: Munan, you might want to say "faction" instead of "fraction" in that context.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite Monty Python film, "Life of Brian" of course! Very Happy

@ Aramor: Doesn't the KLA also have little red stars on their hats?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like the soviet or the socialist star Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aren't we all missing the point here? talk, talk, talk, debate, debate, splitters and factions, and we're forgetting that what really matters is the cause we are all gathered here for:
THE MILF-ANIMATION!
isn't that something worth fighting for? isn't that worth dying for? (that old bastard morpheus knew it, dammit, he felt it all the time)
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a funny and appropriate banner that I could post here...if I didn't mind being sued by a certain porn site for copyright infringement. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and i certainly would encourage you to post it anyway... if that wasn't sure to make me look like a geeky jerk-off maniac.
damned inhibitions... scruples... they kill fun.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck inhibitions! If I obeyed every societal norm, I'd probably still be getting almost no sex, instead of shamelessly getting involved three women, aged 37-41 over the last semester.

Nothing's wrong with being a geeky jerk-off maniac, I still am one!

Post dat porn!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, I need my money. And my liberty.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@ Aramor: Doesn't the KLA also have little red stars on their hats?


But this is the KLA. The Crimson Kittens might be a faction (thanks, Crotchfire)of the KLA, but they still are in the KLA.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The KLA wear different suits, but since the Crimson Kittens are, as Munan explained, still a part of the KLA, I put the words KLA in the pictures...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fuck inhibitions! If I obeyed every societal norm, I'd probably still be getting almost no sex, instead of shamelessly getting involved three women, aged 37-41 over the last semester.

Nothing's wrong with being a geeky jerk-off maniac, I still am one!

Post dat porn!


damn, man, doing 3 older women, and still maniacally jerking-off? you are insatiable!
*remembers crotchfire's nick*
oh, right...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes. They are sort of an elite-force...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why dont u just create a new topic for the KLA...?
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all i did was browse the net. i didnt know it was new year untill i went to yahoo homepage and it said on the news. but on new years day my family had a small BBQ.
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