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CelticPredatoress

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 394 Location: a place
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:12 pm Post subject: attempted mounting-on horseback! |
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omg, i have to tell you guys this. me and two of my friends, katie and elizabeth, went horseback riding this afternoon at the place we take riding lessons at. i was on this mustang gelding named frankie, elizabeth on a mare named dixie, and katie on another mare named belle. well, at one point, elizabeth cut in front of me and started trotting down one side of the arena we were in and suddenly, frankie tore after dixie, caught up w/ her, and started biting dixie's rear and tried to mount her! i'm on his back trying to slow him and stay on him, no easy feat since i lost both of my stirrups when he caught up w/ dixie. elizabeth's yelling "stop him! get him away from dixie!" the whole time and at one point, i started sliding sideways and almost fell off of frankie. during this whole time, frankie is trying his absolute hardest to mount dixie. finally, katie, who had been watching from the other side of the arena, came up, grabbed frankie's reins and the two of us dragged him away from dixie so elizabeth could get her away. omg, it was soooooooo scary! _________________ I'm your dream, make you real
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Blaster Moderator

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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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Yup, love can be a scary thing.
Gotta hand it to Frankie though, I didn't think he had the balls.
/rimshot _________________ Context is everything. |
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CelticPredatoress

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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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well, considering he's a gelding... he literally didn't have the balls. _________________ I'm your dream, make you real
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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Gelfling boys don't have wings.
"Wings? I don't have wings!" "Of course not. You're a boy."
Gelding = Gelfling? No? _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Blaster Moderator

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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:32 am Post subject: |
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | well, considering he's a gelding... he literally didn't have the balls. |
Dammit, quit walking all over my joke.  _________________ Context is everything. |
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Blaster Moderator

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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:38 am Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | Gelfling boys don't have wings.
"Wings? I don't have wings!" "Of course not. You're a boy."
Gelding = Gelfling? No? |
Wow! There's a blast from the past. _________________ Context is everything. |
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CelticPredatoress

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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:08 am Post subject: |
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| Blaster wrote: | | CelticPredatoress wrote: | | well, considering he's a gelding... he literally didn't have the balls. |
Dammit, quit walking all over my joke.  |
so sorry about that...not.  _________________ I'm your dream, make you real
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CelticPredatoress

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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | Gelfling boys don't have wings.
"Wings? I don't have wings!" "Of course not. You're a boy."
Gelding = Gelfling? No? |
huh?  _________________ I'm your dream, make you real
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Ipsa

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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal". A concept movie from 1982. I remember watching it, like, all the freaking time when I was little. I don't doubt that some of our older forumites recall it quite clearly (and maybe fondly). After all these years, Aughra is still kinda creepy. _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Aramor

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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | | Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal". A concept movie from 1982. I remember watching it, like, all the freaking time when I was little. I don't doubt that some of our older forumites recall it quite clearly (and maybe fondly). After all these years, Aughra is still kinda creepy. |
I know about it but I've never seen it. I'm gettting very curious about it now. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Ipsa

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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Rent it sometime.  _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Aramor

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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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Or download it  _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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CelticPredatoress

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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:13 am Post subject: |
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i wont have to do any of those b/c my sister's got it. but i would still prefer geldings to gelflings. at least frankie's funny. he loves to give big wet kisses and he's very smart. course then again, he's a mustang. but he likes dr. pepper. and the first time i rode him, my riding instructor's hubby, gary, was leading us around the ring so i could get used to him, and frankie reached down, pulled out gary's pocketknife, opened it, and dropped it on the ground. the second time i rode him, he stopped to sniff one of the cats that was sitting on the fence. suddenly, he swung his head and knocked the cat off! yeah, something happens every time i ride frankie, but none so exciting as an attempt to mount a mare while i'm still riding him! *sighs* one equesrian experience of many to come... _________________ I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true
I'm your truth, telling lies
I'm your reasoned alibis
I'm inside, open your eyes
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Khushi

Gender:  Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 1555 Location: the stratosphere
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | i wont have to do any of those b/c my sister's got it. but i would still prefer geldings to gelflings. at least frankie's funny. he loves to give big wet kisses and he's very smart. course then again, he's a mustang. but he likes dr. pepper. and the first time i rode him, my riding instructor's hubby, gary, was leading us around the ring so i could get used to him, and frankie reached down, pulled out gary's pocketknife, opened it, and dropped it on the ground. the second time i rode him, he stopped to sniff one of the cats that was sitting on the fence. suddenly, he swung his head and knocked the cat off! yeah, something happens every time i ride frankie, but none so exciting as an attempt to mount a mare while i'm still riding him! *sighs* one equesrian experience of many to come... |
wow.. that`s one mean horsie.. _________________ Yours Queen of Cloud 9
ME ~> <~ OMFGPIE |
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CelticPredatoress

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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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well, he's not mean...just really playful and smart. but he's actually a very affectionate horse. i love him, he's my favorite horse at the stable. whenever i have time after my lesson, i go and hang w/ him in his paddock. _________________ I'm your dream, make you real
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Digitaaliklosetti

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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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Having finally read the first post, this thread became a whole lot less dirty, than I pictured it in my mind.
Pity. _________________ bitchez n hose |
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Khushi

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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | | well, he's not mean...just really playful and smart. but he's actually a very affectionate horse. i love him, he's my favorite horse at the stable. whenever i have time after my lesson, i go and hang w/ him in his paddock. |
heh, thats cute. sadly i never rode a horse. one downside of being born and raised in the city.
and i was skeptical on how tame the horses in India were, last time i went there. _________________ Yours Queen of Cloud 9
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CelticPredatoress

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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:48 am Post subject: |
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really? i've always wanted to go to india. mainly to see the marwaris and kathiawaris in their country of origin. _________________ I'm your dream, make you real
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Khushi

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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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go for it.
and i would advise visiting the red fort in new delhi and the taj mahal.. two of the most gorgeous places ever. there`s also goa, which is supposedly the richest city in india.. but i never went there. keeping it in mind for the next time i take the trip. _________________ Yours Queen of Cloud 9
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CelticPredatoress

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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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sounds cool. and after that, i thinbk i'll go to vienna to see the Spanish Riding Academy (and the Lipizanners), then spain to see the Andalusians, and last, arabia to see the Arabian horses. _________________ I'm your dream, make you real
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marvin
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:24 am Post subject: |
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Hey! Wait a minute. To see the Lipizanners you must go to Slovenia.
Offcourse if the Lipizanners are Lipicanci and they are white as adoults and gray as young (english not my first language, bare with me). They are named after a small town called Lipica.
Picture:
http://www.vef.hr/org/hranidba/LIPICANCI.JPG
And now I am ashamed of the fact that I do not know how to ride a horse. Its on my to do list. _________________ "I dont have to run faster than the dragon, I just have to run faster than you" |
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CelticPredatoress

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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:58 am Post subject: |
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there are also Lipizanners in Vienna. and i've always wanted to see the Spanish Riding Academy. 'course right now, i may not have to worry about leaving to see them, they're doing a tour here in the states. YEAH, BUDDY!!!!!!!!
and i think its really cool to starrt riding. its soooooooooo much fun once u master the basics like the leg position, how to post to the trot, that sort of stuff. _________________ I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true
I'm your truth, telling lies
I'm your reasoned alibis
I'm inside, open your eyes
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