Nationstates

Munan · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:26 am Post subject:

Yeah, but, you know... you against the D...

How to put this nicely...
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

I don't exactly get to do anything with my delegatey powers. Basically people stop begging you to join their region and start begging you to vote on their UN proposal.

That, and you get to change the regional description and choose who stays and who leaves. Mind you, I get to do that anyway, what with being the one who created the region. I like to think of it as an emergency backup system, because one of you little weasels is going to try and kickban the rest of us, sooner or later. I'm looking at you, Aramor.

Only a couple of us are actually in the UN, so one's votes in the proposal list don't mean much. The importance of a delegate's opinion is measured by the nations who support him.

You know.

Just to clear up a few things.

So yeah. Unionize, bitches. Make being delegate something really worth bickering about.
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:24 am Post subject:

Corporal Waffle · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:28 am Post subject:

Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Decided to join up. Would've come to the party sooner but my PC was down for the count for most of December. Fear the wishy washy liberal pantywaists of the People's Republic of Sierra De La Cadena. Until I turn them into ravening psychotic cannibals.
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AAATripper · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:09 am Post subject:

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: AlienLovesPredator Forum Thing

The Empire of Tripporia is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 50 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 20%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Basket Weaving.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tripporia's national animal is the Panda Samurai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the US Dollar.

My nation...
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Sal · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:53 am Post subject:

basket weaving??? Very Happy

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AAATripper · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject:

Your nations economic influences are rarely in your control...
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Pieh · Gender: Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1647

The Empire of Pieh

Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Basket Case(wtf?)
Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: AlienLovesPredator Forum Thing

The Empire of Pieh is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pieh's national animal is the piepooper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pie.

I just started this thing a couple minutes ago Very Happy

Sal · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:14 am Post subject:

good! so there is a nation smaller than mine Very Happy

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stupidgenius · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:14 am Post subject:

I just made one and I'm in the AlienLovesPredator Forum Thing.
My dictatorship looks a bit like this...
The Dictatorship of The Idiotic Geniuses is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Defence, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Idiotic Geniuses's national animal is the goomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shrooms.

I started twenty minutes ago.
Our motto is "Oops!"
And we pay for stuff with teh shrooms, baby.

*edit*
I AM THE 'Father Knows Best State' WTF?
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AAATripper · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:21 am Post subject:

Basically, what you say goes because you know it better than anyone else...
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stupidgenius · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:29 am Post subject:

stupidgenius · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:04 pm Post subject:

I just changed our currency to goombas, we pay for stuff with our national animal!
I'm so dumb.
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Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree.

AAATripper · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:39 am Post subject:

I've gone so pro-military/pro-police that my Police forces are free to shoot evildoers everywhere Very Happy

The Empire of Tripporia is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 81 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 25%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Basket Weaving.

The government seizes all major gold finds, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tripporia's national animal is the Panda Samurai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the US Dollar.
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Blaster · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:55 am Post subject:

Satire much, Tripper? Wink

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AAATripper · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:57 am Post subject:

uhh... gimme a sec to look that up, my midnight mind doesnt appeal much to big words...

edit: A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

well, I havent made any recent attacks on anyone stupid other than my own countreyman, but i dunno if that counts...
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Robot Chicken Koko · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:32 pm Post subject:

Sorry to resurrect or whatever the term for bringing back an old thread like this, but I just had to say I created my Fiefdom of Cruelty and Doom with the motto Kill or Be Killed. That about does it. Oh, and my flag is the flag of Micronesia.

Edit: grammar
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Robot Chicken Koko · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:42 pm Post subject:

The Fiefdom of Cruelty and Doom is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cruelty and Doom's national animal is the panda shogun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the deutschmark.

haha, black market trout farming.
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Frost · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject:

Wow. Where have I been. I just found this topic. I got a nation now. It is called the Colony of Lyyk.
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject:

Woo today I'm "The Most Politically Free Nations "

What the heck do they mean by New York Times Democracy??
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