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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What? Have a moody Hogwarts reject cover me in a bright light, that flashes in all the colours of a rainbow?
And you're still a wuss.


Have you ever heard of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons? No? Well that just speaks volumes of your mental capacity, to long a sentence to fit in your skull, isn't it!

As for the wuss part. I'd rather be a wuss that can have alot of fun without drinking too much than be a so-called cool guy but only have fun when my blood alcohol levels reach critical.

Secondly if you consider a man with priciples a wuss than what can be said about a man without priciples, of a man too afraid to have them, huh? I would say that's an even bigger wuss.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously, a word of advice: don't bring your geekness into every single post. I've noticed that you manage to sneak something that has to do with D&D in about 90% of the posts you make. Do I talk about how I want a Pred to ream me in all the posts I make? I wouldn't be surprised if someone banned me if I did that, but I disgress. I consider it a form of annoying spam, IMNSHO.

You might as well wear a "I AM A GEEK, PLEASE TEASE ME" sign in your sig if you keep doing what you are doing.

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Have you ever heard of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons? No? Well that just speaks volumes of your mental capacity, to long a sentence to fit in your skull, isn't it!


I doubt that your "leet skillz" in D&D are going to get you anywhere in life, so don't use it as a "achievement", especially in a thread such as this.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, I just got my own topic... and I say got, caus I didn't create it myself... wickedness...

Pff... well... yeah... I don't know what to say, except the truth... I'm still smoking... behind her back (not literally though, I think she may notice that). And I have mixed feelings about it... on the one hand, I hate myself for it caus I promised her and on the other hand I think it's pretty adventurous, caus I tend to see it like I'm cheating on her... except that since I can't really get laid, I cheat on her with ciggies... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dude, I just got my own topic... and I say got, caus I didn't create it myself... wickedness...

Pff... well... yeah... I don't know what to say, except the truth... I'm still smoking... behind her back (not literally though, I think she may notice that). And I have mixed feelings about it... on the one hand, I hate myself for it caus I promised her and on the other hand I think it's pretty adventurous, caus I tend to see it like I'm cheating on her... except that since I can't really get laid, I cheat on her with ciggies... Rolling Eyes



I think the only time I would ever tell my boyfriend that he couldn't smoke is if he burned a hole in my furniture or something. I don't smoke but I keep ashtrays in case I have company that does. I just prop open a few windows and let them have at it.

If you relationship ends because of your smoking, then it really wasn't a good relationship to begin with. Ehh...I love a person for who they are, "warts and all". Unless if their habit is really ruining my furniture or if it is really harming me then I would ask them to do it somewhere else, but I wouldn't tell them they have to quit.

And that "I care about you" excuse is just that, an excuse. Yes, smoking kills, but you choose to do it. You are in sound mind to make that decision to smoke it.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, smoking kills, but you choose to do it. You are in sound mind to make that decision to smoke it.


When I light one up I always make remarks like "Well, let me restock my cancer"...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, smoking kills, but you choose to do it. You are in sound mind to make that decision to smoke it.


When I light one up I always make remarks like "Well, let me restock my cancer"...


Or how about: "I gotta go feed Cancy."
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor what can I say... You could make a sacrifice if you realy like her and you won't regret it later, but then again who are we to judge what you do, if the through be told it's your call.

@sē: That was intended as a more or less subtle insult and not as an actual referece to the game. And I get the message, I'll quit on the D&D reference at least for a time.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Or how about: "I gotta go feed Cancy."


I stole this line from a friend of mine... just before you start inhaling the smoke you say "Downloading cancer".
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone seen half-baked? Seriously, this is reminding me of the ending to that so much.

Dave Chappelle is a wise, wise man.

Myself, I can't be in a relationship with a smoker for very long, as evidenced by the fact that the woman I slept with before the current one: she smoked, and I only slept with her once. Seriously, being with a smoker sucks, especially afterward, because you smell like freaking cigs for hours.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nancy here wrote:

Have you ever heard of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons? No? Well that just speaks volumes of your mental capacity, to long a sentence to fit in your skull, isn't it!

Bitchplz. Don't you try and outnerd me. I get nerdier things than you free with my breakfast cereal.*
Nancy also wrote:

I pity da foo who call me a wussy!

The fun thing here is, that you managed to completely miss my point there. I wasn't calling you a wuss because of your drinking habits, or rather lack thereof. I was calling you a goddamned wuss, because of your "Thou shalt not corrupt the body of another" ditty there.

Nancy just won't shut up, so she also wrote:

Your ball!

Nah, see, that's supposed to be a plural. "Balls". You know, those pinkish hairy things you're missing down south.


I'm never going to criticize Simon and Aramor about their little bitchfights again. This is fun.

*Brownie points to anyone who recognizes the quote I modified there.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't you try and outnerd me. I get nerdier things than you free with my breakfast cereal.*

*Brownie points to anyone who recognizes the quote I modified there.


The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy. If I remember correctly, it's the BBC radio show...?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which breakfast cereal?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Worst thread I've seen in a long time.

1- Dude, smoke if you want to, if she really loves you, she'll beg for you to stop fro your health and all that shit.

2- Not knowing wtf Dungeons and Dragons advanced is does not reflect someones intelligence, it reflects your for even saying suck a stupid thing

3- I didn't even bother reading the rest of the bs.

4- For the Love of God, would people stop coming and posting 'hi, i'm writing this while i'm drunl *hic*' yea ok we get it, but when I'm drunk you don't see me getting on a fucking forum and saying it to everybody.

5- I don't any lame ass feedback from people telling 'oh fuck off metal_pred we're allowed to act like complete retards if we want'. Or to get this post deleted.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thread police have come to save the day!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huzzah! I'm sure Blaster will restore some order here when he turns up. Telveryon (aka Blackmage) could you try not being a tool for five seconds, you might enjoy it. Much as the bitch fight is amusing (and one sided) this kind of shit is what gives the internet a bad name. This and all the horse porn...
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wasn't calling you a wuss because of your drinking habits, or rather lack thereof. I was calling you a goddamned wuss, because of your "Thou shalt not corrupt the body of another" ditty there.

And that's a bad thing, mr. Cohones?

@Mr Chainsaw: couldn't you have been a tad more obvious? Crying or Very sad
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4- For the Love of God, would people stop coming and posting 'hi, i'm writing this while i'm drunl *hic*' yea ok we get it, but when I'm drunk you don't see me getting on a fucking forum and saying it to


Hey, when I'm posting something while under the affluence of incohol I tell people that I'm drunk so they know that any stupid ass mistakes I make are because of that.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Bitchplz.


You see? The moment you got rid of the hairy chest, the nOObs started to get wussy with you...

But then again, if it means having a a moody Hogwarts reject cover you in a bright light, that flashes in all the colours of a rainbow, and getting the possibility to say things like

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"Balls". You know, those pinkish hairy things you're missing down south.


then I guess it's worth it.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, time to weigh in.
It would seem that Telveryon is getting a lot of flak here. Personally, I can respect his views regarding alcohol, cigarettes, etc. I used to be the same way until I finally gave in to Sweet Lady Liquor. I still really don't like cigarettes because:

1)I have asthma. (Not that asthmatics never smoke, but they really shouldn't).
2)I had to live with five smokers for quite a few years. I stank like cigarettes 24/7, and I didn't even smoke.
3)I've seen them all addicted for so long. Frankly, it's just sad watching a person who has to light one up every ten minutes.

I don't think that Telveryon is a wuss for eschewing such things.

Now, I must also say that I am annoyed by ANYONE who cannot give their persona a rest for EVEN ONE FREAKING POST! This is not some role playing forum.

Ok, let's get away from attacking Telveryon and turn this thread back into what it was supposed to be, the therapeutic equivalent of a gang bang.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
I don't think that Telveryon is a wuss for eschewing such things.

THANK YOU! Finaly!

Blaster wrote:
Now, I must also say that I am annoyed by ANYONE who cannot give their persona a rest for EVEN ONE FREAKING POST! This is not some role playing forum.


Point noted and acnolaged. Persona droped for a time.

Just to be on topic I quote myself

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Aramor what can I say... You could make a sacrifice if you realy like her and you won't regret it later, but then again who are we to judge what you do, if the through be told it's your call.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Telveryon wrote:
Point noted and acnolaged. Persona droped for a time.

As wel as exacly one leter from each word aparently....

Aramor wrote:
Pff... well... yeah... I don't know what to say, except the truth... I'm still smoking... behind her back

Careful Aramor.... you're playing with fire - and of course not just literally.... that's all I'll say....
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you quit smoking I'm positive it would make a lasting impression on her; giving up something you love for her would show her just how much you care. You don't want her to walk all over you so you need to at least let her know that it might take a while and that breaking a habit like that won't happen in the blink of an eye.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If you quit smoking I'm positive it would make a lasting impression on her; giving up something you love for her would show her just how much you care. You don't want her to walk all over you so you need to at least let her know that it might take a while and that breaking a habit like that won't happen in the blink of an eye.


I'm sort of with Warrior, here. Anyone who thinks quitting smoking is really as easy as just tossing the remnants of your last pack in the trash and washing your hands of it is ignorant to the ways of addiction.

Relationships are all about compromise. So, start by promising not to smoke in her presence, or within a certain amount of time before seeing her. Cut back some. Wear the patch if you're going to spend prolonged time with her (cuz you don't want to take out withdrawal crankiness on her). See if she's willing to "settle" for that for now.

Continuing to smoke behind her back is a bad idea. Not only because it sets a bad precedence of lying in your relationship, but because she will find out. They always find out. And then there'll be WAY worse backlash than if you're just up front with her (I think).

And, really... well, as a woman who doesn't get along with other women -at all-, I see ultimatums like that as the ultimate game/BS powerplay. I've seen it done to friends, I've had it tried on me. And no matter how minor the ultimatum is... the 'It's X or me' thing will always have me picking X. Cuz I just don't take kindly to that crap. It's a strong measure of insecurity. Granted, 'cigs or me' isn't quite on the same level as 'your friends or me' but it's all rooted in the same place.

But that's just me, I could be wrong.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, thanks for all the advice.

Yeah well, I think I'll just tell her that when going out yesterday I smoked one or two... I mean, I indeed found out that quitting doesn't go like "snap". Pffffff...

Anyhoo, Blaster, I have asthma too Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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2)I had to live with five smokers for quite a few years. I stank like cigarettes 24/7, and I didn't even smoke.


I know what that's like. My new housemates both smoke and I've discovered that's actually quite disgusting. Not only does the house smell bad, people who smoke, generally don't appear to notice (since they cannot smell clearly anymore, I guess) that the air gets stale. I keep telling them to open a window when they go to sleep, but they don't.

I hate it, it fucks with my synapses, makes me feel dizzy and drowsy and gives me a disgusting taste in my mouth all the time.

I myself quit smoking when I was 18 because I saw myself smoking a cigarette in the mirror and it looked ridiculous. Remember, only other people look cool smoking, but you yourself never do.

I was further encouraged to not smoke when I got a girlfriend a few months later, who smoked the heaviest kind of tobacco. I'd kiss her and she'd taste like an ashtray. I'd nibble on her nipples and she'd taste like an ashtray. I'd go further down south and even there she tasted like an ashtray.

So, you know, I sort of know where your girlfriend is coming from.
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