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Mr Xeno
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If you ever find your self in Askim, then gette hell out of there 
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why?
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Mr Xeno
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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Because its full of triads and russian gangsters and some other stuff 
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good nough reason for me.
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Just thought I'd mention it, but it's generally not considered wise to tell a nice girl that she'd better not come anywhere near to where you live... 
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Blackmage
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Well... there might be some Romanian Gypses emigrants in there, if they are you'd better stay clear of the place, belive you me.
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Mr Xeno
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| Aramor wrote: | | Just thought I'd mention it, but it's generally not considered wise to tell a nice girl that she'd better not come anywhere near to where you live... |
Oh! right Celtic, the thing i just said was a lie
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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*gasp* Mr Xeno, i am ashamed of u!
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Mr Xeno
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:12 am Post subject: |
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Actual, its wery safe in Hasjim.... I meen Askim 
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oh, ok. and dont be embarrassed.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:43 am Post subject: |
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Well, here's a pictures from my town
  
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it looks really nice! whats that building w/ the 3 trees in front? the grounds around it are beautiful!
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:51 am Post subject: |
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Thats the swimming hall, its wery nice inside, and it made Askim better too 
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wish Manning had one. i love swimming. but Manning's so small a town, that everyone either knows, and/or is related to, everybody else.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Is that in US?
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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yeah, in the good ol' state of south carolina. (aka redneck country )
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, you can almost call my town the same
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chock full of rednecks, huh?
& speaking of rednecks, do u by any chance listen to jeff foxworthy?
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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Nope, but we have some kind of people who call them self reggare,
they walk around in jean jacket and panths, and they love volvo 240, and they listing to a swedish dude calld eddi maduzza, and they are against black people, but the thing im trying to say is, they SUCK!!!! 
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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u dont listen to jeff foxworthy?!!! man, he is the funniest stand-up comedian EVER! he specializes in redneck jokes. they are a riot! heres a few of them:
U Might Be a Redneck If:
1)u have a mechanical singing fish in more than 3 rooms of your home
2)u think 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size
3)u've ever ridden a floor waxing machine
4)u've ever worn a tube top to a funeral home
5)u've ever opened a beer during a eulogy (my uncle donnie is guilty of this one)
6)u think N'Sync is where the dirty dishes go
7)u have to wreck your truck to collect the insurance money to make the truck payment
 u go to a club, they shout "do the hoedown" (not sure i spelled that right) and your girlfriend hits the floor
9)u missed 5th grade graduation b/c u had jury duty
10)the tires on your truck cost more than your truck
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Mr Xeno
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Hmm, im not a Redneck  not even close
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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theyre hilarious, though, arent they? tell u what u need to hear the ones about the state fair, the NASA space camp in alabama, and the Olympic games in atlanta, georgia.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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cool really?
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| CelticPredatoress wrote: | u dont listen to jeff foxworthy?!!! man, he is the funniest stand-up comedian EVER! he specializes in redneck jokes. they are a riot! heres a few of them:
U Might Be a Redneck If:
1)u have a mechanical singing fish in more than 3 rooms of your home
2)u think 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size
3)u've ever ridden a floor waxing machine
4)u've ever worn a tube top to a funeral home
5)u've ever opened a beer during a eulogy (my uncle donnie is guilty of this one)
6)u think N'Sync is where the dirty dishes go
7)u have to wreck your truck to collect the insurance money to make the truck payment
u go to a club, they shout "do the hoedown" (not sure i spelled that right) and your girlfriend hits the floor
9)u missed 5th grade graduation b/c u had jury duty
10)the tires on your truck cost more than your truck |
I know this guy, he was with the Blue Collar Comady tour, or something like that, wasn't he? He's cou'.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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yeah, it was was him, bill engvall, ron white, and larry the cable guy. those two movies were awesome! i still laugh my ass off every time i watch them!
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