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Starsoft
Joined: 12 Dec 2004 Posts: 22
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, I'm starsoft. I'm the one who as of now has 20 posts.. in a few hours maybe I'll have 21. Who knows?
Everyday I come home and I try to kill myself, today I tried to kill myself slicing my neck. I am now in therapy and I am certifiably insane.
Actually I've never tried to kill myself.. well I have.. just not recently.. well maybe recently.. The point is that I'm certifiably insane... and stuff... |
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Leopardgirl Guest
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:19 am Post subject: Right |
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| Ceritfiably insane and stuff ? Is that a clinical diagnosis I haven't heard of that one. Are there any nifty drugs for that problem ? |
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Sickjourney

Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 2 Location: Finland
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:21 am Post subject: |
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I was so lost. No anymore.
Well, maybe in wrong forum.
I'm suppose to introduce myself and practice my english.
Female. Pretty pretty old, some people may say. 34 age and still haven't learn anything usefull.
Not even trying too hard...makes you sweat. Don't like it.
Working with computer eeeeeeevery day and watching polar bears walking down the street.
Horror movies close to heart. Own now over 200 horror dvds and when I'm not watching them or working, I'm drinking beer in a bar.
Dreamdate, yep... |
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Treach

Gender:  Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 77
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Sickjourney

Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 2 Location: Finland
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:42 am Post subject: |
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Wuf wuf!
Here those four legged charmers say Hau hau. |
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bonky
Joined: 09 Jan 2005 Posts: 3 Location: Delaware
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| bernieh wrote: | Join the club! Maybe you and I should get together and form our own bass playing company.
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Yeah, we could be like Spinal Tap, but we could really, really suck!  _________________ You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake |
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Edo
Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 1 Location: Beijing, China
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:45 am Post subject: |
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Hey all.
Edo from Beijing here,,... |
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Pythoness

Gender:  Joined: 12 Nov 2004 Posts: 16 Location: Florida, USA
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:03 pm Post subject: Hello |
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I'm Nicole. 28 - grew up in the chilly north but now I live the good life down here in Florida. I'm a writer and that's my passion. But until it pays the bills I bust ass at the *cough* Happiest Place on Earth and do per diem work at a nursing home.
I've adored ALP since the very first time I stumbled upon it, linked from another webcomic that I love and I'm now a happy addict. Nice to meet you all! And many thanks to Bernie for creating ALP, it's one of the funniest things I've ever read and I can't count the number of times I've discovered an update after a bad day and ended up laughing out loud and feeling much better. _________________ Can you yell "Movie!" in a crowded firestation? |
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Frag Monkey
Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 2
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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Hi all, I'm Simon from good old Canada (Ontario, going to school in London, if anyone else on the forums lives around there). As I just said a second ago and am now restating, I'm first year univeristy at Western.
ALP is a great comic, I found it through a link from another page, thanks Bernie for making such an awesome comic! Hope to see you all on the forums |
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lu
Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 6
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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Hi, I'm Lu. I'm a web developer here in Pittsburgh, PA.
ALP rules... hands down rules. _________________ -lu
Run little bro's!! RUN!!! |
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JiM

Gender:  Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 7
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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My name is JiM, and I'm an insta-fan of ALP.
Thank you for the laughs. I still crack a smile when I imagine alien in the bowflex. Thanks. |
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Switch

Joined: 31 Jan 2005 Posts: 27 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Name's Ethan, a writer out here on the big brown land called Australia.
Came looking for this place after a mention in an internet magazine at the library. I'm cheap that way. Why bother buying a magazine when you can hit your local for a free read? Probably because you want all the pages and you don't want to share. _________________ poking the dead because they don't feel a thing. |
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farvana
Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 1 Location: University of Idaho
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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Hey!
Found this comic through Chugworth Acadamy's link. Love at first sight. The William Hung tatoo is pure genius...
I'm 19, and a Computer Science major currently attending University of Idaho (the most freethinking area of Idaho... Only half the people here are ignorant hicks). Anti-republican, but I hate politics, so I won't talk about it much.
I'm a geek, and proud of it. I love any ethnic food. I like any thoughtful or strange movie. I HATE TV, and am not a big fan of sports in general. Baseball is the only sport I have the least interest in.
As far as music goes, I'm a wierd punk-indie hybrid. I love the Bouncing Souls, the Flaming Lips, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and Sigur Ros, to name a few.
Random Factoid: I went to the high school in Napolean Dynamite. If I had been around during the summer, I would have been an extra. I know about half the extras in the film... Still wierds me out that people in, say, New York watched that film and saw my friends' faces on the screen. How in the nine bleeding h3lls did Preston get national attention? It boggles my mind. _________________ There's only three things that really belong to me:
Who I am, who I was, and who I wanna be |
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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Hi im neoendgame. I found a link here from http://www.bobandgeorge.com/
Im am 16 and love mega man swords and avp. |
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neoendgame
Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 1
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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| That was me. Sorry about that. |
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Dahaka

Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 183 Location: TN, originally from NY
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject: Behold, as i follow in the footsteps of those before me |
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Greetings,
I'm Darren.
I attend UTK, for my M.S., and sadly, I actually miss being in NY.(i'm used to crazies but this people are weird in another way, someone save me)
This site is hillarious, and i've always been a big fan of the characters since I read "Concrete Jungle" and "Prey".
I'm a planetary geologist.
Currently i work on meteorites.
I'm haunted by visions and this site adds some joy to my existence.
Hopefully I'll post some interesting things like in the old days.
 _________________ "For those who believe, no explanation is necessary, for those who do not, none shall suffice." |
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Solain

Gender:  Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 5 Location: CANADA
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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Mmm.
I'm Sol, I'm 23, I'm Canadian, and I'm a land reclamation college student.
And I really, really love ALP. _________________ Mow down the sexy people! |
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hustlertwo
Gender:  Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 38
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject: I managed to restrain myself from linking the plug. Yay me! |
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Hi, my name is Matt, I found this comic after I had finished voting for suizcomix.com (a site run by a couple of people I've known for awhile) on BuzzComix, and it struck me as being pretty damn funny, so I thought I'd go ahead and show up on the forums because, frankly, I have nothing better to do. _________________ I am what I am, and that's all that I am.
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Brightblade Guest
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:49 pm Post subject: Intro |
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Brightblade alive. I came here thanks to a link from BnG:the comic strip and have just finished the archives. I will be bothering all with my conservative might.
[/quote]I have no magic shield, I have no magic sword, all I have is my convictions. Prepare yourself for total annihilation. |
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Pterodactyl
Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 19 Location: Southern Appalachia
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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There are just some days in ones life when you just "luck up" and find the right thing to make your day. I'm hooked!!!
Comparatively ancient to the rest of your readership (I'm 49), but damn it guys, us old farts like a good laugh too.
p.s. if i may be so bold as to put it in the vernacular..... duuuude
ALP is fuckin' hilarious
Pterodactyl _________________ Signature Classics.....
"If yesterday were today....
would today....... be tomorrow?
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MY GOD!!! I have HANDS!!!! Why am I not steering the ship?! |
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, I'm Kas, I found this after the lovely Sol directed me to it. I've been a fan of Alien and Predator since I can remember, I've had the comics, watched all the movies, and played the games. I make some icons now and again, and I was inspired by ALP, so here all, have an Icon.
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drakonlily

Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 3 Location: no where in particular
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:07 pm Post subject: *sigh* |
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| Anonymous wrote: | Hey, I'm Kas, I found this after the lovely Sol directed me to it. I've been a fan of Alien and Predator since I can remember, I've had the comics, watched all the movies, and played the games. I make some icons now and again, and I was inspired by ALP, so here all, have an Icon.
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It would bloody well help if I logged in huh? _________________ It's nothing a well aimed flame thrower can't take care of. |
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VIRus
Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 13 Location: in a computer
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:18 pm Post subject: Re: Introduce yourselves... |
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I'm Alex, 13. I am born and raised in the Jersey City Heights. I love to play online games and rampage through forums I also like sports. My favorite sport would have to be basketball. My favorite teams are the Nets and 76`ers. My favorite sport to watch would be football. Pretty dissapointed in the Giants and Jets this year, but those 2 are my favorite football teams.
My favorite online game is Unreal Tournament, I play as VIRus . I like to listen to music, hooked on rap and rock. I love pizza, and pepsi.
I have recently found aLp and viewed each and every comic. Now I'm addicted.
ok...that's all I got  _________________
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Bounty

Gender:  Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 236 Location: Out and About
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:21 am Post subject: |
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Name is Casey, Male, 18 and living in Reno, Nevada (although in less then a week, I'll be kicking it in Gilbert Arizona
Graduated HS and took a year off to hone my artistic talents, trying to break into the comic industry. So far, I've been getting opinions and critiques from proffessional comic artists, usual response is "You've got potential, but you need practice. And you're inking sucks."
I could show yall a few of my drawlings, if you like
Favorite foods is Junk and Pizza.
Favorite movie (right now) is The Punisher.
Hobbies are Drawing, playing games, watching movies. _________________ Needing is Wanting
Wanting is Coveting
Coveting is Sinning
I am SO going to Hell... |
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RoxorFuxor
Joined: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 7 Location: Valley of the Hills
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:58 am Post subject: |
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I'd go into a long explanation of who I am, but A. I am not intresting, B. my name explains it all. _________________ <insert awesome sig> |
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