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Crotchfire
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 Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:54 pm Post subject: The best expression I've ever seen on someone's face: |
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Was the look on a fourteen-year-old girl's face when she came home to find me in her mother's house without my shirt on. I feel sorry for the poor girl, but I can't help but laugh when I picture her face. SAY WHAAAAAA?!
Coming in second place was the look on my roommate's face when I arrived back at my apartment hung-over, sleep-deprived, my long hair all in disarray, and a huge wolfish smile on my face... when he knew full well where I'd been. You crazy sumbitch...
Ahhhhhhhh, last weekend was a keeper!
In other news, I have a date with another older woman... though she's technically not a MILF because she doesn't have kids... but she is twenty years older than me.
It's official, I love internet dating!
Giggity giggity giggity goooOOOOOoooooo!
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siliconsara
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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Don't you hate it when you inhale quickly through your nose the cold air in the room and your nostrils start to burn? I am getting that 10 fold right now.
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Ipsa
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:56 am Post subject: |
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Wow... You could date the mother and the daughter, if only it didn't violate local, state, federal, and possibly (depending on what you believe) moral laws. Well, in any case, the fourteen year old daughter probably wants you, too.
Ain't it great to be young? 
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:55 am Post subject: |
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All hail da MILF master!
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angelusraptor
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:05 am Post subject: |
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it deserves to be repeated, exploded and recoloured.
| Aramor wrote: | | All hail da MILF master! |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:16 am Post subject: |
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And it deserves to be in my signature. Way to go Crotch
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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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The Huge Wing Wong
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| Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:37 am Post subject: |
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completely wrong but who cares?well actually i do care.It's not alle hageln den MIlf meister.It's Alle Salutieren dem MILF Meister
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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, blame google translator, not me...
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Metal_Pred
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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This pretty much means, Keep your mothers away from Crotchfire.
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angelusraptor
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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*read Metal Pred's post*
... Aramor, your momma gonna be fine?
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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When Crotchfire does his thing on my momma, my sisters will wreak havoc upon what's left of him... if they would actually care... I would actually love to catch Crotchfire on tape with my momma... maybe it'd get my sisters in the mood... really, you can't say you had sex until you had sex with a number of Xeno's that would probably give an integer an overflow...
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Ipsa
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | maybe it'd get my sisters in the mood... really, you can't say you had sex until you had sex with a number of Xeno's that would probably give an integer an overflow... |
Wait...
Does that mean you want to do your sisters?
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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Where have you been lately? Or haven't you noticed our little roleplaying story with me being the only male Xeno in a hive with 8*10^12 female drones?
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Crotchfire
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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Heh heh heh, I love you guys. Seriously, we should all have one big alp forums get together. You could bring your families too, introduce them to each other, I could have a chat with your mom...
...er, what? I didn't say anything about your mom... really I didn't.
...Cheese it!
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Ipsa
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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An aLp party would be pretty cool.
Bernie, keep Crotchfire away from your wife!
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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Heh, I guess if you think about it (and none of you are allowed to think about it for too long), my wife is a MILF.
But still probably too young for Crotchfire. |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:36 am Post subject: |
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| bernieh wrote: | | Heh, I guess if you think about it (and none of you are allowed to think about it for too long), my wife is a MILF. |
Well, I don't want to seem rude, but for you she is a MIDF
Oh, and define too long 
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Satan Crime Wash
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:15 am Post subject: |
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I'm gone for five minutes and Aramor wants Crotchfire pr0n, and Crotchfire's trying to F people's M's even more than usual.
| Crotchfire wrote: | I didn't say anything about your mom... really I didn't.
...Cheese it! |
You better run punk!
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Blackmage
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | | An aLp party would be pretty cool. |
I third that! You could all come to Romania (I'm to lazy and don't have the money to leave the country) and see the sights (one of the few things this country actualy has)
not bad, eh! and try Castle Bran[img][/img]
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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How's about you all come to Amsterdam?
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Khushi
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Blackmage wrote: | | Ipsa wrote: | | An aLp party would be pretty cool. |
I third that! You could all come to Romania (I'm to lazy and don't have the money to leave the country) and see the sights (one of the few things this country actualy has)
not bad, eh! and try Castle Bran[img][/img] |
yeah, that`ll probably be everyone else`s excuse too.
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Blackmage
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Khushi wrote: | yeah, that`ll probably be everyone else`s excuse too.
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Not if you have 6000000ROL=$187 to your name (and you need 500 Euro to get aout of the country).
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Khushi wrote: | | Blackmage wrote: | | (I'm to lazy and don't have the money to leave the country) |
yeah, that`ll probably be everyone else`s excuse too. |
Not for me... it's only a short drive to Germany...
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Khushi
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Blackmage wrote: | | Khushi wrote: | yeah, that`ll probably be everyone else`s excuse too.
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Not if you have 6000000ROL=$187 to your name (and you need 500 Euro to get aout of the country). |
i wish.  private university tuitions are a bitch.
plus, i`m currently trying to save money for greece.
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