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Xeno.Morph
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 Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject: Do Aliens and/or Predators go to heaven? |
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If so, the humans there must be in hell...
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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I wouldn't know... I wasn't planning on dying...
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Xeno.Morph
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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Even with a xenomorph's indefinite lifespan which is most likely somewhere 200+ years, you're going to die sometime. Wouldn't you like to know if you went to a place brimming with human civilians or not?
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know... the thought of death scares me... what if there's nothing after I die? What if I go to hell?
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Xeno.Morph
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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A drone's hell would be uncharacteristically smart Predators with acid-resistant armour and no queens whatsoever.
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Austin Powers
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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well i have heard that Drones, dog aliens and warriors live in 20 years
and predaliens and praetorian lives in 100 years and the queen lives in
200 years but it also depends how happy they are, but they dont live wery
long if they are alone
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Austin Powers wrote: | | but they dont live wery long if they are alone |
Oh, I've got nothing to worry about then 
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Mr Xeno
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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and if you get sick, you can just use Austin Powers timemachine
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Thou shalt not kill, beyotch. I imagine they'd go downstairs, if anywhere.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm good idea *jumps in timemachine*
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| Mr Xeno wrote: | | hmmm good idea *jumps in timemachine* |
*grabs Mr Xeno tail and throw him away* no can do Mr Xeno, the timemachine is only for me and my friends 
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what if a pred kills and skins one of your friends then tries to use his face as a mask?
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| JackSpicer wrote: | | what if a pred kills and skins one of your friends then tries to use his face as a mask? |
Then you oughta tell that Pred to stop mimmicking "Silence of the Lambs"...
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The sad thing is that I can see a (probably mentally ill) Pred doing that. He saw his buddies with skin coats of furred animals...so he's gonna get the ladies with a human skin coat!
I wonder how one says "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" in Yautjese*...?
*Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway?
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I wonder how one says "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" in Yautjese*...?
*Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway? |
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:24 am Post subject: |
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I think it's simply "the language of the Yautja"...
Pauk-de... no offense, just felt like saying that 
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:10 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | I think it's simply "the language of the Yautja"...
Pauk-de... no offense, just felt like saying that |
Yeyinde 
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | techno_dracula wrote: |
I wonder how one says "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" in Yautjese*...?
*Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway? |
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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What?
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She said: Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway?
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What? what did you say? i cant hear you
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| Agent 47 wrote: | | What? what did you say? i cant hear you |
*Smacks the living shit out of 47 with a big floppy purple dildo he borrowed from dunn*
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:22 am Post subject: |
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| techno_dracula wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | techno_dracula wrote: |
I wonder how one says "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" in Yautjese*...?
*Yes, I made that word up...what do they call their language, anyway? |
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yea, i hope you don't think this is the first time this happens, I learned it from a certain sister humping xeno who's name starts with an A.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:45 am Post subject: |
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | yea, i hope you don't think this is the first time this happens, I learned it from a certain sister humping xeno who's name starts with an A. |
Oh goodie, I love riddles... hmm... humps his sisters, name starts with an A... I'd like to buy a semicolon!
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