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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Here! Cattle-prod!

So sorry, but that is not a cattle prod, that is a brand.

A brand is used to mark ownership. Put it in a fire, get it way hot, and burn your brand into the cow's flank permanently.

A cattle prod give an electric shock to "prod" a cow into moving along.




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Wait, wait!!

Gotta stay on topic!!

Um, you can use a cattle prod to dissipate a ghost, yeah, dissipate a ghost.

Even if you don't believe in ghosts, it will work!!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, shut up. You're making me look bad here.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, you burn other people with your awesome knowledge about certain things... not let someone else do it to you.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you think I'd make a post like that in public? If anything, I just cemented the fact that I was wrong a couple posts ago. 'Twas a joke, and the written word seems inadequete to convey that particualrily important piece of information.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I laughed harder than I have laughed at anything else I have seen here, so prolly I caught the jocularization.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My bad... hey, I was probably drunk when I wrote that post... Rolling Eyes
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