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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Here! Cattle-prod! |
So sorry, but that is not a cattle prod, that is a brand.
A brand is used to mark ownership. Put it in a fire, get it way hot, and burn your brand into the cow's flank permanently.
A cattle prod give an electric shock to "prod" a cow into moving along.
The Hot Shot HS36 Cattle Prod features:
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Circuitry Type: Sealed, Transistorized
9,000 volt prod
High-power, big spark
Effective with most types of livestock
Unique safety clip - prevents accidental shocks
Uses six size "C" batteries (High amperage alkaline)
Overall length 36" Shaft measures 24"
Try one for yourself!
Wait, wait!!
Gotta stay on topic!!
Um, you can use a cattle prod to dissipate a ghost, yeah, dissipate a ghost.
Even if you don't believe in ghosts, it will work!!
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| Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, shut up. You're making me look bad here.
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Hey, you burn other people with your awesome knowledge about certain things... not let someone else do it to you.
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Do you think I'd make a post like that in public? If anything, I just cemented the fact that I was wrong a couple posts ago. 'Twas a joke, and the written word seems inadequete to convey that particualrily important piece of information.
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Well, I laughed harder than I have laughed at anything else I have seen here, so prolly I caught the jocularization.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:45 am Post subject: |
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My bad... hey, I was probably drunk when I wrote that post... 
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