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Sal



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:51 am    Post subject: Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage... Reply with quote

guys, i'm getting married today!

congrats, stupid comments and dirty jokes are all very welcome, the sleazier they are, the better.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations.

And why aren't we invited to the wedding?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this was neither sleazy, nor stupid, this was self-important.

come on, you can do better than this. you could say a thing like "finally, the sex will be legal", or something.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations! Very Happy

You're getting married and spending time on the forums? I hope you don't spend the honeymoon that way. Razz (It's early and I haven't had my coffee or tea yet, so I can't really think of anything rude)
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm sure you'll come up with something revolting, i have faith in you Very Happy

thank you, and regarding your question, it's early afternoon here and i still have time to post a word or two between shaving and dressing up and stuff.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alias wrote:
this was neither sleazy, nor stupid, this was self-important.

come on, you can do better than this. you could say a thing like "finally, the sex will be legal", or something.


Alright... uhm... I wanna bone your first born!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I be the e-best man?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations mate. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who's the lucky man?


Not very original, I know...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too jealous. Should leave this thread or I will probably cast the evil eye on you.

But seriously, congratulations!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would it be wrong and inappropriate of me to say that, upon opening this thread and the Yahoo homepage at the same time, I saw an article on there specifically about unhappy marriages and why they're unhappy?

Don't take that as a sign or anything, I'm just being myself.






...Congratulations!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

congats Alias, i can't think of anything to say, i am way too hung over.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's more like it.
Blaster, maybe not original, but i totally lolled. Aramor, that can be arranged.

thank you very very much on behalf of me and the Future, who i guess should now be known as the Present. but as i once said before, i will pay homage to cfos by referring to her as The Wife.

as for the wedding itself, the church part was really nice and i was surprisingly relaxed throughout. and the party afterwards was a party of my lifetime, primarily because of the music personally selected and playlisted by yours truly. we didn't have no band, just plain laptop connected to big speakers playing utlimate party music selection from space, and it worked great. i was the undisputed king of the dancefloor and cannot move a muscle today. awesome.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think cfos refers to her as The Wiff.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes, but i'm not on the same level of awesome yet. gimme some time.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be honest, the Wiff sounds like something you should only call her once a month.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It sounds like something you should do to her once a month.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Video or it didn't happen.

Congratulations.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WAIT WHAT!?>!??!

Im gone for like three months and youve already moved on????

Plus why are you only NOW telling us about this?

Was it a last minute decision????
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, yes, it was a classic case of shotgun wedding. i got pregnant, you see, so my husband's two fathers were really persistent about it. luckily, flights to Amsterdam are really cheap now.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations, Sally.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thank you, thank you. and welcome back, Khushi! if i'd known you'd be returning, i wouldn't have hurried so much with that wedding thing.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, stay away from my girl.
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