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Sal
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guys, i'm getting married today!
congrats, stupid comments and dirty jokes are all very welcome, the sleazier they are, the better.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:53 am Post subject: |
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Congratulations.
And why aren't we invited to the wedding?
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:04 am Post subject: |
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this was neither sleazy, nor stupid, this was self-important.
come on, you can do better than this. you could say a thing like "finally, the sex will be legal", or something.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Congratulations! 
You're getting married and spending time on the forums? I hope you don't spend the honeymoon that way.  (It's early and I haven't had my coffee or tea yet, so I can't really think of anything rude)
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Sal
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:51 am Post subject: |
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i'm sure you'll come up with something revolting, i have faith in you
thank you, and regarding your question, it's early afternoon here and i still have time to post a word or two between shaving and dressing up and stuff.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:13 am Post subject: |
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| Alias wrote: | this was neither sleazy, nor stupid, this was self-important.
come on, you can do better than this. you could say a thing like "finally, the sex will be legal", or something. |
Alright... uhm... I wanna bone your first born!
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:54 am Post subject: |
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Can I be the e-best man?
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:43 am Post subject: |
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Congratulations mate. 
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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Who's the lucky man?
Not very original, I know...
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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Too jealous. Should leave this thread or I will probably cast the evil eye on you.
But seriously, congratulations!
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Would it be wrong and inappropriate of me to say that, upon opening this thread and the Yahoo homepage at the same time, I saw an article on there specifically about unhappy marriages and why they're unhappy?
Don't take that as a sign or anything, I'm just being myself.
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congats Alias, i can't think of anything to say, i am way too hung over.
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that's more like it.
Blaster, maybe not original, but i totally lolled. Aramor, that can be arranged.
thank you very very much on behalf of me and the Future, who i guess should now be known as the Present. but as i once said before, i will pay homage to cfos by referring to her as The Wife.
as for the wedding itself, the church part was really nice and i was surprisingly relaxed throughout. and the party afterwards was a party of my lifetime, primarily because of the music personally selected and playlisted by yours truly. we didn't have no band, just plain laptop connected to big speakers playing utlimate party music selection from space, and it worked great. i was the undisputed king of the dancefloor and cannot move a muscle today. awesome.
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| Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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Congratulations
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I think cfos refers to her as The Wiff.
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| Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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yes, but i'm not on the same level of awesome yet. gimme some time.
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Aramor
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To be honest, the Wiff sounds like something you should only call her once a month.
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| It sounds like something you should do to her once a month. |
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| Sal wrote: | | i was the undisputed king of the dancefloor |
Video or it didn't happen.
Congratulations.
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WAIT WHAT!?>!??!
Im gone for like three months and youve already moved on????
Plus why are you only NOW telling us about this?
Was it a last minute decision????
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Sal
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:33 am Post subject: |
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well, yes, it was a classic case of shotgun wedding. i got pregnant, you see, so my husband's two fathers were really persistent about it. luckily, flights to Amsterdam are really cheap now.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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Congrats!
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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Congratulations, Sally.
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Sal
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thank you, thank you. and welcome back, Khushi! if i'd known you'd be returning, i wouldn't have hurried so much with that wedding thing.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, stay away from my girl.
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