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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:54 am    Post subject: What made "it" move today? Reply with quote

Let's see if this thread will work. Remember that old Seinfeld episode where George briefly wonders if he's gay?

"I think it moved"

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Well, this morning at a local cars and coffee, I got to sit it one of these:




2009 Maserati GTS... Lemmie tell you, I think it moved.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What moved? Your penis, the car, or both?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice Turismo, the the 8 or 12?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not sure how to differentiate this thread from the "what made you happy today?" thread. Should I post anecdotes regarding stimuli that literally gave me an erection?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given that most of the members of this forum are male and in their late teens/early twenties, this has the potential to turn into a twitter feed rather than a thread... Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The umpteenth "What did x today" thread made it move. Only in the wrong direction.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Synkravaal wrote:
Nice Turismo, the the 8 or 12?


Too busy gauking to check and I didn't hear the exhaust note. Wouldn't matter if I did, though -- another guy brought a '31 Ford that had a spanking new 700hp Ford engine. How do you compete with that?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
I am not sure how to differentiate this thread from the "what made you happy today?" thread. Should I post anecdotes regarding stimuli that literally gave me an erection?


I thought the this thread was geared more toward a primal/instinctual feeling versus something that simply made a person "happy". If you have a different opinion, then move it/delete it/whatever.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
Synkravaal wrote:
Nice Turismo, the the 8 or 12?


Too busy gauking to check and I didn't hear the exhaust note. Wouldn't matter if I did, though -- another guy brought a '31 Ford that had a spanking new 700hp Ford engine. How do you compete with that?


*drool* before I die i would love to own a 34' 3 window 3 coupe with at least a 460 big block... Rodders that put chev engines in Fords 'make me want to puke my fucking guts out...'
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

before i die i would love to have sex with Beyonce.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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before i die i would love to have sex with Beyonce.

^This.

Wasn't there a thread about something like that?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"People to do before I die"?

I don't think we have a thread called that.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The excellent view on the large amount of cleavage passing by underneath the window of my office doesn't really make "it" move, but it is a nice distraction from endless hours spend writing on my PhD.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
The excellent view on the large amount of cleavage passing by underneath the window of my office doesn't really make "it" move, but it is a nice distraction from endless hours spend writing on my PhD.


Once again, I offer to switch offices with you. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh. I would, actually,
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A one kilo Doner Kebab all dripping sauce and shit made it move, in a big way. Twisted Evil damn im hungry...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kegel exercises, for the purpose of deadly steel-hard genitalia. Which needs to be a death metal band.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deadly Steel-hard Genitalia!!! With their latest album "Balls of Steel", including their tophit "Rockhard Cocks"!!!

Out now!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramors silky smooth shaven head makes it move Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad I could help.
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Aramor wrote:
Deadly Steel-hard Genitalia!!! With their latest album "Balls of Steel", including their tophit "Rockhard Cocks"!!!

Out now!


Now playing at your local BED!!
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