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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:37 pm    Post subject: What made you pissed today? Reply with quote

Kinda different than the "unhappy" thread as I'm not necessarily feeling unhappy, rather pissed:

The Wiff and I bought a new table and chair set for the kitchen on Saturday. Wanted to put in on credit through the store, as was done in the past. Brought me up on the computer, printed a receipt and left. This morning I get a call from the salesguy saying that nothing has been paid. No credit account, no bill. No nothing. Well, almost nothing. He did update my delivery address. I was told that if I wanted to do credit through the store, I'd have to drive down and do it today. Instead, I just put in on the credit card.

Anyway, the point of the pissyness is, Dude shoulda followed through instead of handing me a receipt that wasn't really a receipt. The dinette set was about $1300+, but the idiot just lost a comission on the couch (still haven't decided yet, but were looking to spend up to $3k on a leather sectional). I don't get it. You'd think that the economy was in the shitter and salespeople would be working... for your business.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pissed means drunk. I didn't drink today.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do I get the feeling I'll indeed post in here sometimes saying stuff like "18 beers and 5 vodka"...
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I was going to say something about that...

Though it wouldn't be a bad thread to make.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Pissed means drunk. I didn't drink today.


"pissed" means mad/angry over here in the states. Why do you need another word from "drunk". If I say "drunk" in Europe, will people understand what I mean? Silly Europeans.

If the mods think it relevant, feel free to change the title of thread to "angry" or "mad".
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The absence of sex in a ball pit filled with delicious pie.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmmmm pie...

Customer trying to blame me for his fuck up pissed me off earlier today!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My fucking internet connection is pissing me off.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dog barking at 5 am. Now I'm awake for 5 hours. I've never been awake this early. Well, unless I was still awake.

Also, when I'm still awake this early, I'm also drunk. Hey!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My dog barking at the mechanic who came to fix the transmission for the truck early this morning. I'm ready to take her out back and give her some shotgun mouthwash. I can't stand that dog anymore. Why the hell did my parents even get her? I can't wait to get out of here and move far far away from the east coast.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm ready to take her out back and give her some shotgun mouthwash.


That will really blast the plaque away... Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And takes care of that awful doggy breath.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My electric oven is on the fritz. The clock works, although it won't bake, broil or clean. I called for service and am currently waiting for the 8am-12pm window. I hate waiting for a 4-hr-have-no-idea-when-the-guy-is coming-period.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Half a bottle of Jack Daniel's and 6 bottles of Warsteiner made me pretty pissed on Friday.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

10 beers or so and 5 wodka did the same for me Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
10 beers or so and 5 wodka did the same for me Razz


Yeah that 'wodka' is nasty shit... Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why the quotation marks?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obviously he doesn't know about double vodka.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kilju is pretty ok.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ticktockcitrus wrote:
Kilju is pretty ok.


Only if you like drinking paint stripper. Much like poiteen really.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't understand people's fascination with that stuff.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
I don't understand people's fascination with that stuff.


'Cos it's cheap and ever since turbo yeast turned up you can make it in a coupla days if you're really pushed?

I prefer to take the industrial ethanol from the lab and water it down myself...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:

'Cos it's cheap and ever since turbo yeast turned up you can make it in a coupla days if you're really pushed?



If you throw in the right blend of orange peel or similar, doesn't taste too horrible either.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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10 beers or so and 5 wodka did the same for me Razz


Yeah that 'wodka' is nasty shit... Razz


That's what the financially challenged indigenous people call paint stripper, shit i have even seen them drinking petrol.
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