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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, I was listening to the (news) radio [actually it was just playing and I was hearing it], a report of a murder came up and the description of the victim came up and alerted me because the victims name and age where the same of one of my friends.
I have not spoken to this friend in about a week, so I called his house and cell phone several times because as a friend, I showed concern. I recieved no answer, so I continued having my swell day in a slight mortified manner, then I get called 3 hours later and my friend asked why I called him so much, I responded by telling him I thought he was murdered and we both laughed it off and agreed to meeting each other for lunch.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You're going to love my nuts."

Yup, the Sham-wow guy has a new invention the "Slap Chop". This guy scares me. He's live a pederast version of Billy Mays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
"You're going to love my nuts."

Yup, the Sham-wow guy has a new invention the "Slap Chop". This guy scares me. He's live a pederast version of Billy Mays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baby Einstein DVD: Baby Beethoven Symphany of Fun. Ages 3 Mos. Plus.

I'm still seeing trails...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This morning I got out of bed at 10 am.

WHAT THE HELL!!! I've got nothing to do all day, normally I don't even wake up before 12 and yesterday it was late and I had quite some beer. And here I am... awake. And not hungover or anything.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude.

Thats scary. Oh fuck. Maybe my suggestion for a sitcom put you in the Twilight Zone. That explains why I cant seem to remember anything thats happened for the last few days. total mind blank. Now we have definate proof of the supernatural!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or that you're just clueless.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last night's Dateline. The interview with Octomon. Chick is freakin nuts.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Or that you're just clueless.


Improbable.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tuesday I found this new webcomic, Questionable Content. Since then all I do behind the computer is read it. I have, until now, forsaken all my other interwebs activities.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, I know this post is about what was disturbing/scary today, but it happened yesterday, and I didn't really feel like posting it.

Anyway, I mentioned I live on a houseboat right? Well, yesterday morning, an apparently heavily depressed guy decided to jump off of our boat, into the water with a weighted backpack. He left behind a wife and 2 children.

It was a really weird and disturbing way to start the day.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why the hell couldn't he have just jumped off the side of the channel? Selfish bastard.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because we actually live pretty secluded. About 80% of our town doesn't even know we've got houseboats I think. Most of the cops and firemen present yesterday were here for the first time.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There were alien tracks in my backyard.







I shit you not.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a terrible anagram, Bloo.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Loob" would've been much more appropriate...
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huh. Actually, that's very appropriate. And since it's similar to "This Guy" I'll change it anyway.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fantastic.

Now then. Alien tracks. Generic "I don't know what that animal is" alien tracks, or the ones we all know and love?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dreamed about God last night. God called me up and talked English with a heavy Hindi accent. He wanted me to dial 0900-T.R.U.T.H.

It was a spamming God. When I did not dial that number He started to send me pictures of horrible war crimes and tortures (mothers being forced to eat their own daughters) by e-mail.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't you just block God?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, apparently not, because after having succesfully blocked him for, oh, six years by now, he starts calling me up in my dreams.

But I don't understand what point He was trying to make by sending me pictures of atrocities...

But it probably just proves you shouldn't eat heavily before going to bed. Gives you weird dreams.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But it probably just proves you shouldn't eat heavily before going to bed. Gives you weird dreams.


Amen to that Wink
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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Fantastic.

Now then. Alien tracks. Generic "I don't know what that animal is" alien tracks, or the ones we all know and love?

Actually, now that I think about it, it didn't even have to be an alien. The tracks were just crude circle shapes in the snow lined up straightly, as if whatever made them only had one foot like that thing from Oddworld... Munch?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps you should take picture. You know... convince us.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This was a long time ago... I'll see if I can dig out the one I took.

It started at the end of the fence and ended in the middle of the yard.
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