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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm never satisfied with the results.

And I'll go looking for that song right now.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alternate Spideygal wrote:
I'm never satisfied with the results.

And I'll go looking for that song right now.


OH NO SHE DIDN'T!

Seriously though, sorry to hear that. Perhaps, the alp community should start a fund to have Aramor fly out for a performance. My guess is that he would guarentee satisfaction, or die trying.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
Alternate Spideygal wrote:
I'm never satisfied with the results.

And I'll go looking for that song right now.


OH NO SHE DIDN'T!

Seriously though, sorry to hear that. Perhaps, the alp community should start a fund to have Aramor fly out for a performance. My guess is that he would guarentee satisfaction, or die trying.



OH YES SHE DID!

Lol. I highly doubt Aramor would want anything to do with me. If I was to (hypothetically) choose a guy to fly out to where I am...it would be a toss up between Azrael and Simon. Only because I happen to like them both quite a bit. Or for a surprise I would choose Digit. Why? Because he's an asshole and girls love assholes. If you see in the news about a body turning up in the Hudson river...don't blame me.

Also I'm editing this to add Aurelyn to this hypothetical orgy. Irish guys are hot.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alternate Spideygal wrote:
[I highly doubt Aramor would want anything to do with me.


And why do you think that? You sure you ain't projecting?
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Alternate Spideygal wrote:
[I highly doubt Aramor would want anything to do with me.


And why do you think that? You sure you ain't projecting?


I'm not putting out if that's what you're implying.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know other ways to satisfy women.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I know other ways to satisfy women.


Chestbursting? Because that's hot.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alternate Spideygal wrote:


Also I'm editing this to add Aurelyn to this hypothetical orgy. Irish guys are hot.


And terribly marketable.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alternate Spideygal wrote:
Aramor wrote:
I know other ways to satisfy women.


Chestbursting? Because that's hot.


What is it with women and flesh coloured organic stuff bursting out of their chests. Seriously...
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
Alternate Spideygal wrote:


Also I'm editing this to add Aurelyn to this hypothetical orgy. Irish guys are hot.


And terribly marketable.


Oh? How so?


Aramor wrote:
Alternate Spideygal wrote:
Aramor wrote:
I know other ways to satisfy women.


Chestbursting? Because that's hot.


What is it with women and flesh coloured organic stuff bursting out of their chests. Seriously...


Don't know man. It's the feeling of our insides being torn apart before an alien creature shoves its way through our chest cavities and past our ribs. Oh and the fact that it's an extremely painful death is a turn on as well.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alternate Spideygal wrote:
It's the feeling of our insides being torn apart before an alien creature shoves its way through our chest cavities and past our ribs. Oh and the fact that it's an extremely painful death is a turn on as well.


Keep talking, I'm not done yet.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/fapfapfap
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread has passed the event horizon.

We are now spiraling towards the singularity.

This discussion of orgies, erotic chestbursting, and which nationalities are sexy will now continue for an infinite period of time in the immense gravitational force surrounding us all.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Or it'll be sent to Utter B.S.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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...Or it'll be sent to Utter B.S.


There's a difference?
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope. But I figure I'd get it out of the way.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
Alternate Spideygal wrote:
Also lol, sex farm woman? That's an actual song? I will have to look for it then.

Yes, a Spinal Tap original.

make sure to listen to it together with Bitch School.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah...

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but ill let you live your fantasy.
Your delusions are almost a laugh but they're really a cry.

To a pussy like you, maybe.


Fuck you.
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Death by off-topicness. That would be... quaint.
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Aramor wrote:
Death by off-topicness. That would be... quaint.


And yet oh so common here.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who died?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Who died?


Every female member of your extended and immediate family between the ages of twelve and fifty.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Won't take him long to find more...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ticktockcitrus wrote:
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Who died?


Every female member of your extended and immediate family between the ages of twelve and fifty.


Guess that's why my 12 year old cousin didn't really move yesterday Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Ticktockcitrus wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Who died?


Every female member of your extended and immediate family between the ages of twelve and fifty.


Guess that's why my 12 year old cousin didn't really move yesterday Wink

not that it stopped you, you perv.
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