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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hey, I think breaking 2500 hundred after absconding to Khazakhstan with the tea money after two months is quite reasonable Smile

Sam Allardyce will probably be joining you out there soon.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After all, he slipped me a few quid in November to stop changing my team selection.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why didn't anyone tell me that Gerrard would be left on the bench?

at least i got Arshavin in and earned some points off him. also, when will i get a bloody clue and take a decent striker? Torres and Drogba both scored twice today, but do i have either of them in the squad? no. have i ever had either in the squad? no. why? good question.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The all round play of the likes of Kuyt and Davies (who got two assists) make them far more valuable than a score or do nothing striker.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

absolutely, and that's the role that Gerrard plays in my team. unless he's sidelined, of course.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Groin injury. I didn't know about it, either.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

only one thing to say: i have Arshavin on my team.
i think no further comments are necessary.



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fun fact. When Arteta got injured, I could have bought any Midfielder in the game to replace him, such was his value. I had the choices down to Gerrard, as the best midfielder of those not already in my team and Arshavin, the talented new transfer. And I thought, "foreign players don't always adapt well to the pace and physicality of the Prem, I'll pick Stevie G."

His points tally for the last two weeks? Zero.

Also, the correct standings are Am Chin Ass Water 3632, Als 3578, Jah Rule 2671.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Normal service has been resumed. Tough break for Jagielka, he's had an excellent season.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am Chin Ass Water 3915, Alias Judo Meek 3802, Unlayer 2817.

Sal and I seem to be Fantasy Football's answer to Rafa and Fergie. Still, I'm not doing bad to say I completely forgot to set up my team and sell Jagielka. Who unsurprisingly picks up zero points for recuperating after surgery. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tell me bout it. i finally get around to buying Torres in hope of earning some points off his regularly scored goals, and first thing he does is not play in the game. not that it had been annouced or anything, god forbid.

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elaborate?
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^I'm slightly ahead of you, and you can't close the gap.

Sadly I don't have a game in hand like Fergie does, but hey.

Also, we're pretty good at this. I'm in the 91st percentile.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FYI Sal, Arshavin has the flu and is unlikely to start on Sunday.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not the flu, though?

edit: aparently, i made the changes too late and got stuck with Arshavin and Carson for the weekend. it cost me whatever Gerrard may have made up for with his 2 goals.
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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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not the flu, though?

edit: aparently, i made the changes too late and got stuck with Arshavin and Carson for the weekend. it cost me whatever Gerrard may have made up for with his 2 goals.

You have to do it by 1130 BST, or 1230 where you are I suppose.

I hope you have some Man U or Wigan players to rack up the double points.
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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i choose dignified silence.
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Where is your dignity now? Surrender and I may yet be merciful.
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nevah!
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I commend Sal for keeping this a close run thing throughout the year. I commend him less, however, for signing Ian Ashbee.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey, he was the highest ranked midfelder i could afford to round up the squad.

commendment accepted. i'll get you next year!
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll probably still be in Khazakstan.
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Final Standings:

Supreme Grand Master Emperor Chainsaw: 4279
Sir Sal The Surprisingly Competent: 4099
Lady Aurelyn of Capitulationland: 3040

As agreed at the start of the season, Aurelyn, for coming last, must now record himself performing the dance of shame. And upload it to youtube for the masses to laugh at for the rest of time.

Also, I will now begin a reign of terror and suffering the likes of which the world has never seen.
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