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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh. Ohhh. Right.

You know it's nice when someone actually explains something here.

On a side note, nice touch with the avatar. Now everything you say just oozes complete dickishness.
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael may be Azrael. Or so he wants you to believe. Or perhaps he wants you not to believe Azrael actually is Azrael, so he may perform in security. Or perhaps Azrael wants you to believe that Azrael really is Azrael but is trying to show that he is not in order to make it appear that he really is Azrael; to the point that Azrael is not Azrael. Only Azrael knows who Azrael really is. But Azrael likes to play games of deception, so Azrael may actually be fooling Azrael to believe that Azrael really is Azrael so that a thrid party Azrael can work in secrecy with another Azrael in his place.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Since you're being digested anyway, I don't see that being too much of an extra headache. It could be a little game you could play while dying: make the stomach acids and the bacteria race for your soft tissue.




You have 1000 years to be digested... that is still at least a few days to suffer with a rotten penis before you die of thirst/starvation or what ever else is wrong
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Blah blah blah.



You succeed in confusing me. Why are we married again?
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because of my time machine.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Because of my time machine.


The one you ripped off from H.G. Wells?

Yeah, we all know your dirty little temporal secret...
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
Azrael may be Azrael. Or so he wants you to believe. Or perhaps he wants you not to believe Azrael actually is Azrael, so he may perform in security. Or perhaps Azrael wants you to believe that Azrael really is Azrael but is trying to show that he is not in order to make it appear that he really is Azrael; to the point that Azrael is not Azrael. Only Azrael knows who Azrael really is. But Azrael likes to play games of deception, so Azrael may actually be fooling Azrael to believe that Azrael really is Azrael so that a thrid party Azrael can work in secrecy with another Azrael in his place.


Fuck you.



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Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Oh. Ohhh. Right.

You know it's nice when someone actually explains something here.

On a side note, nice touch with the avatar. Now everything you say just oozes complete dickishness.


This coming from you, of all people, makes me laugh.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

H.G Wells was barmy.

Mine uses a Flux Capacitor, bitch.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
H.G Wells was barmy.

Mine uses a Flux Capacitor, bitch.


1.21 Gigawatts?

GREAT SCOTT!

Heard this song yet?
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I have.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
Because of my time machine.



Oh right. All those romantic trips to the past and future...*sighs happily.*
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Synkravaal wrote:
You have 1000 years to be digested... that is still at least a few days to suffer with a rotten penis before you die of thirst/starvation or what ever else is wrong


You won't die of thirst/starvation or what ever else is wrong. Sarlacc actually keeps you alive in his stomach, so you really are digested over a course of a 1000 years.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alternate Spideygal wrote:
Azrael wrote:
Because of my time machine.



Oh right. All those romantic trips to the past and future...*sighs happily.*


You mean the ones where he was having sex with all the different hostorically important women while you waited for him to "lock the machine"?

Yeah i remember those.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, I've never seen the beginning scene to the first Back to the Future until yesterday...
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Synkravaal wrote:
You have 1000 years to be digested... that is still at least a few days to suffer with a rotten penis before you die of thirst/starvation or what ever else is wrong


You won't die of thirst/starvation or what ever else is wrong. Sarlacc actually keeps you alive in his stomach, so you really are digested over a course of a 1000 years.

That seems pointless.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
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Nron wrote:
So conmans a terrorist now right? Sorry ive been away on my uh "buisness"


You fail at being Azrael.

Now where did that come from?


Well, I think it is because Azrael was being annoyingly secretive about something. And now this Nron fellow sounded kind of like him, what with all the cryptic quotation marks and the like.

Quite honestly, though, can any of us really deny that he fails at being Azrael? The fact that he, truly, is NOT Azrael speaks volumes towards my point.

The End.


Well, Nron wasn't injured in his post and Az is very prone to injury.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Azrael wrote:
Because of my time machine.



Oh right. All those romantic trips to the past and future...*sighs happily.*



Hmmm... so does the time-travel make you the perpetual virgin? There is a market for your kind... Wink
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Aramor wrote:
You won't die of thirst/starvation or what ever else is wrong. Sarlacc actually keeps you alive in his stomach, so you really are digested over a course of a 1000 years.

That seems pointless.


It's a giant plant living on a desert planet in a universe where there are kick-ass walking tanks that get destroyed by tiny furry "jep-jep" saying creatures who are aided by some girl who made out with her brother and their father is the ultimate badass who used to be a whiny little kid with a crush on a girl 12 years older.

Need I say more?
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Aramor wrote:
You won't die of thirst/starvation or what ever else is wrong. Sarlacc actually keeps you alive in his stomach, so you really are digested over a course of a 1000 years.

That seems pointless.


It's a giant plant living on a desert planet in a universe where there are kick-ass walking tanks that get destroyed by tiny furry "jep-jep" saying creatures who are aided by some girl who made out with her brother and their father is the ultimate badass who used to be a whiny little kid with a crush on a girl 12 years older.

Need I say more?

No, no you don't. In fact, one could say that you didn't really need to say that either, seeing as I didn't ask what a fucking Sarlacc is.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I know, but I was merely demonstrating that the Sarlacc doesn't need to make a point, since a lot of things in the movies don't.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Azrael wrote:
Because of my time machine.



Oh right. All those romantic trips to the past and future...*sighs happily.*


You mean the ones where he was having sex with all the different historically important women while you waited for him to "lock the machine"?

Yeah I remember those.



Maybe we should go back in time and put you in a different grade school. Apparently the one you went to failed to teach you proper grammar, you twat.

Also @cfos: Lol. It wouldn't make me a perpetual virgin because our present bodies are going to the past. I don't think it'll change anything about us. Like if I have a cut on my arm...the cut will still be there but only on me. Not on my past body which I will make sure to avoid at all costs.

Another thing...This is pretty naive of me but what kind of market are you talking about?
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brazil?
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also @cfos: Lol. It wouldn't make me a perpetual virgin because our present bodies are going to the past. I don't think it'll change anything about us. Like if I have a cut on my arm...the cut will still be there but only on me. Not on my past body which I will make sure to avoid at all costs.

Another thing...This is pretty naive of me but what kind of market are you talking about?


Interesting point, however, present body and experience(s) aside, if you go back to the past there is the potential that you could set in motion actions that alter the outcome of your experience(s) of the time-current Spidey and thus wouldn't go through with the deed(s), manage(s) or whispering eye videos Wink -- think Back to the Future dogma.

Brazil is a potential market. I think I had a different "song" in mind Cool

Sex farm woman -- which I mean in the best possible way as I hold you in high regard.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So by me going into the past...I'm actually psyching myself out of actually going through with it therefore, making me a virgin in the future?

Wow...that sucks.

Also lol, sex farm woman? That's an actual song? I will have to look for it then.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So by me going into the past...I'm actually psyching myself out of actually going through with it therefore, making me a virgin in the future?

Wow...that sucks.

Also lol, sex farm woman? That's an actual song? I will have to look for it then.


Only assuming that you made a poor choice with your sexcapades or weren't... satisfied with the results. Current theory on virginity (though) states that (ahem): if you go a year in between sexual encounters, you regain virginity.

Yes, a Spinal Tap original.
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