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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:52 am    Post subject: Digitaaliklosetti tries new things Reply with quote

This is just one of those things where I want to talk about myself some more, but can't decide which Gen.B.S. thread to put it in, so here it fucking goes.



So this guy at work tells me the reason why I'm so crass is because I'm too hung up on being macho and "all man"*. According to him I should take the example of the "better, more elegant" sex.

Coming home, I think about this and decide to try, so I pour myself a glass of wine and drink it while taking a bath. I didn't have any candles, so I figured cigarettes would do. After soaking around for an hour or so, I coloured a few of my toenails blue with a pen.


I don't think it worked, because while drinking in the bath was fun and all, I still don't feel particularly bad about telling that whiteknighting fruit to go and climb a wall of dicks.





*Yeah, 'cause that's me alright.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you're trying too hard.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:22 am    Post subject: Re: Digitaaliklosetti tries new things Reply with quote

A gilt talkies idiot wrote:
According to him I should take the example of the "better, more elegant" sex.


Yeah, you should definitely follow their lead and become more narcissistic and bitch-


You could go with a red pen next time though?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

S Man Is Soy wrote:
I think you're trying too hard.

I think it was the candles.

Or maybe it needs to be a bubble bath.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should read Twilight then.




Actually, don't do it.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've actually been meaning to read Twilight. I want to be able to point out specific points in the book that make it literary shit. Only that would mean buying it and I'm not sure I want to be seen doing that, even if it's just the clerk.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:12 am    Post subject: Re: Digitaaliklosetti tries new things Reply with quote

Unlayer wrote:
Yeah, you should definitely follow their lead and become more narcissistic and bitch-


You could go with a red pen next time though?


Firetruck red or Ferrari red?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A gilt talkies idiot wrote:
I've actually been meaning to read Twilight. I want to be able to point out specific points in the book that make it literary shit. Only that would mean buying it and I'm not sure I want to be seen doing that, even if it's just the clerk.
Download it then.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, that's what you get for emulating stereotypes.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Digitaaliklosetti tries new things Reply with quote

A gilt talkies idiot wrote:
I'm too hung up on being macho and "all man"


What, you? Nah...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo bros b4 hos brosef




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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually id take the hoes first.

My bros a big enough duche as it is. Last thing i need is you fuckers coming to my bleeding thanksgiving dinner. *shudders*


And if you read twilight they will come
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...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman....
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Last thing i need is you fuckers coming to my bleeding thanksgiving dinner. *shudders*


Because ofcourse our only goal in life is to go to your Thanksgiving dinner. It is the reason we exist.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nron, fucking sit the fucking fuck down, before you fucking fall the fuck down, fucking fucker.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why's everyone so mean to Nron?
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Why's everyone so mean to Nron?

Because he's a twattish bigot and all-round imbecile?
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm more than guilty of the first and most of us are guilty of the second. You just don't want new people in our little circlejerk.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah. Nobody else can join the secret club for jerks.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
I'm more than guilty of the first.


Yes, but your bigotry is amusing.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^This.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He has to prove himself first.

If he can withstand a few years of our disapproval of him, we'll consider including him in the circlejerk.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't know that was what your initiation was. Maybe I wouldn't have gone psycho on Koko for calling me a liar.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I didn't know that was what your initiation was. Maybe I wouldn't have gone psycho on Koko for calling me a liar.

That's okay, it helped us learn more about you.
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloo wrote:
I didn't know that was what your initiation was. Maybe I wouldn't have gone psycho on Koko for calling me a liar.


Oh, that's just Nron's initiation. You've got a whole different one Wink
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