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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That's no excuse.


What makes you think I wanted to use that as an excuse. It was a clarification for why we came up with a lame theory like that.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to fight to the death against some wild beasts.

Like a big croc or a puma.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's with all this desire for suffering? I'm still with the going out on a high.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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a puma.
Puma? Like the shoes?
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah man, there you go.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A fight to the death with a big croc wearing a pair of overpriced trainers. Only one way that one's gonna go...
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Driving a 68 Super Bee as fast as it will go into something solid whilst smoking a cigarette with Judas Priest's 'All Guns Blazing' blasting at an ear bleeding volume. Hell yes.
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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I would want to probably be beaten to death while fighting. I don't know. It just seems like a cool way to go out.


Not really. In oder to be beaten to death, you generally have to suffer horrific levels of injury first - internal bleeding, shattered bones, bits of rib piercing your lungs, etc. And if it's specified that you have to die FROM the beating, no chance of dying from the shock or anything like that.

Plus, "beating" implies that you couldn't just have your spine broken or something, which would be the quick and semi-merciful way to do it.

It takes a long time to actually die just from getting the shit kicked out of you. NOT a good way to go out. AT ALL.


Not for a pussy like you maybe but I can see spidey going down fighting even with broken arms and shit. Plus It would be hardcore if it happens in slow-mo and ou have dramatic music. Plus you need to be like slowing people down so others can escape and shit. Then you need someone to say a few dramatic lines at the end.
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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Plus It would be hardcore if it happens in slow-mo and ou have dramatic music.Then you need someone to say a few dramatic lines at the end.


Hmm, why does that sound familiar?
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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not for a pussy like you


I suspect you're projecting a little.
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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Synkravaal wrote:
Driving a 68 Super Bee as fast as it will go into something solid whilst smoking a cigarette with Judas Priest's 'All Guns Blazing' blasting at an ear bleeding volume. Hell yes.


Make it a cigar, and there you go.
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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Spontaneous combustion or something?
thats it Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Make it a cigar, and there you go.



Nah... i dunno about a cigar, they are kinda pretentious... unless its one of these Razz Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Basically, you're saying they both suck. And by giving them advice you think you're better than them.

You asshole.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If your going to go down in combat, it has to be by arrows. Lots of arrows. If it was good enough for the likes of Boromir, Leonidas, and Sr Long Anus from Cat's Guts (Sal may know who I'm talking about), it's gotta be good for you.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
If your going to go down in combat, it has to be by arrows. Lots of arrows.


I think it'd be pretty cool to be standing atop the pile of enemies you killed, with no arrow-holes, and realize you did most of that with a broken spine and a giant laceration. And then die laughing at the sheer absurdity of it.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i do archery i can help! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
If your going to go down in combat, it has to be by arrows. Lots of arrows. If it was good enough for the likes of Boromir, Leonidas, and Sr Long Anus from Cat's Guts (Sal may know who I'm talking about), it's gotta be good for you.

well, Long Anus sounds a lot like Longinus, one of our classic literary characters (it's actually his first name), featured in our biggest 19th century historical epic. and the mode of death sounds just right.
is that what you're referring to some kind of a spoof i'm not aware of?

[btw, i found an artistic depiction of his famous death scene]
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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stuff

Basically, you're saying they both suck. And by giving them advice you think you're better than them.

You asshole.


Now your just assuming things. Im saying that you AND tick suck. Spidey on the other hand... im confused now. Confused

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If your going to go down in combat, it has to be by arrows. Lots of arrows.


I think it'd be pretty cool to be standing atop the pile of enemies you killed, with no arrow-holes, and realize you did most of that with a broken spine and a giant laceration. And then die laughing at the sheer absurdity of it.


Thats what I meant! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giving birth to a Queen Chestburster. In my last moment I want to know that the rest of humanity is severely fucked as well.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Giving birth to a Queen Chestburster. In my last moment I want to know that the rest of humanity is severely fucked as well.


Wouldn't being eaten by The Thing be better, then?

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Maybe, but you swallow.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alias wrote:
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Sir Long Anus from Cat's Guts (Sal may know who I'm talking about)
well, Long Anus sounds a lot like Longinus, one of our classic literary characters (it's actually his first name), featured in our biggest 19th century historical epic. and the mode of death sounds just right.
is that what you're referring to some kind of a spoof i'm not aware of?

[btw, i found an artistic depiction of his famous death scene]
Ten points. "Long Anus" is the English translation of Zagloba's ridicule of Sir Longinus Podbipięta from that early tavern scene. By the way he's from Mouse Guts, not Cat's Guts.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ticktockcitrus wrote:
Wouldn't being eaten by The Thing be better, then?


I just like Xenomorphs, okay?
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Ticktockcitrus wrote:
Wouldn't being eaten by The Thing be better, then?


I just like Xenomorphs, okay?


That's what she said.
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