Digitaaliklosetti tries new things

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

This is just one of those things where I want to talk about myself some more, but can't decide which Gen.B.S. thread to put it in, so here it fucking goes.

So this guy at work tells me the reason why I'm so crass is because I'm too hung up on being macho and "all man"*. According to him I should take the example of the "better, more elegant" sex.

Coming home, I think about this and decide to try, so I pour myself a glass of wine and drink it while taking a bath. I didn't have any candles, so I figured cigarettes would do. After soaking around for an hour or so, I coloured a few of my toenails blue with a pen.

I don't think it worked, because while drinking in the bath was fun and all, I still don't feel particularly bad about telling that whiteknighting fruit to go and climb a wall of dicks.

*Yeah, 'cause that's me alright.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:17 am Post subject:

I think you're trying too hard.
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Aurelyn

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Azrael · Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:51 pm Post subject:

You should read Twilight then.

Actually, don't do it.
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

I've actually been meaning to read Twilight. I want to be able to point out specific points in the book that make it literary shit. Only that would mean buying it and I'm not sure I want to be seen doing that, even if it's just the clerk.
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Aramor

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:50 pm Post subject:

Blaster · Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject:

Well, that's what you get for emulating stereotypes.
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Yo bros b4 hos brosef

*edit*
no homo
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Nron · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:11 am Post subject:

Actually id take the hoes first.

My bros a big enough duche as it is. Last thing i need is you fuckers coming to my bleeding thanksgiving dinner. *shudders*

And if you read twilight they will come
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Aramor · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:07 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:09 am Post subject:

Nron, fucking sit the fucking fuck down, before you fucking fall the fuck down, fucking fucker.
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Aurelyn · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:27 am Post subject:

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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Why's everyone so mean to Nron?
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

I'm more than guilty of the first and most of us are guilty of the second. You just don't want new people in our little circlejerk.
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Yeah. Nobody else can join the secret club for jerks.
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Aurelyn · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:51 pm Post subject:

Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

^This.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 5:36 pm Post subject:

He has to prove himself first.

If he can withstand a few years of our disapproval of him, we'll consider including him in the circlejerk.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

I didn't know that was what your initiation was. Maybe I wouldn't have gone psycho on Koko for calling me a liar.

Azrael · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:35 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:11 am Post subject:

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