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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:04 pm    Post subject: Name your death! Reply with quote

If you had a choice to die however you wanted to how would you end it? I would probably end it by jumping out of a airplain without a parachute.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd end it after having slaughtered every dictator in the world in a gladiatorial arena.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Name your death! Reply with quote

Conman wrote:
If you had a choice to die however you wanted to, how would you end it? I would probably end it by jumping out of a aeroplane/airplane without a parachute.


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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dammit. You beat me to it. I was gonna say having a 24 hour orgy with really, really hot girls aging 18 to 24 and then dying right after smoking a cigarette.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

death by snu snu!
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

By supernova.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dividing by zero.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too bad it doesn't work that way.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then it's never been done right.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You've never been done right.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your mother.










When I come up with a real comeback I'll just let you know.
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm looking forward to that.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, now I've just gone and stuck myself in an awkward position...
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not in public I hope?
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if i had to die id want to die because suddenly for no reason i catch on fire Very Happy (would have typed the proper name for it but i dont know how to spell it Sad )
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spontaneous combustion or something?

Me and some friends once had a theory about spontaneous dismemberment. Apparently sometimes atoms can go from one place to another. Imagine all the atoms in your arm do that...
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too bad it doesn't work that way.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too bad you don't work that way.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think it's so unfortunate that I'm not a Dr. Manhattan.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Too bad it doesn't work that way.


Yeah, we knew. Still, it was fun too talk about it. Also, it was like 3 am in some shithole and we were drunk.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's no excuse.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Too bad it doesn't work that way.


I was going to put a picture of the classic Morbo scene here, but I couldn't find one... sadface
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That call... it's sounds to me... it's been far too long...



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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would want to probably be beaten to death while fighting. I don't know. It just seems like a cool way to go out.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alternate Spideygal wrote:
I would want to probably be beaten to death while fighting. I don't know. It just seems like a cool way to go out.


Not really. In oder to be beaten to death, you generally have to suffer horrific levels of injury first - internal bleeding, shattered bones, bits of rib piercing your lungs, etc. And if it's specified that you have to die FROM the beating, no chance of dying from the shock or anything like that.

Plus, "beating" implies that you couldn't just have your spine broken or something, which would be the quick and semi-merciful way to do it.

It takes a long time to actually die just from getting the shit kicked out of you. NOT a good way to go out. AT ALL.
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