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On behalf of Wankers Against Miscegenation, I would like to voice strong disapproval of the kind of selfish behavior alluded to in this comic and discussed in the explanatory text. You're doing a terrible thing to our grandchildren's grandchildren by hastening a regression to the ethnic mean and reducing the availability of masturbatory archetypes to future generations.
WAM challenges responsible citizens to wank to whoever they feel like, but only to breed with their own kind. We do not mean to denigrate the value of mutts as either humans or sex objects. We merely assert that mutts as a group are not demographically threatened and therefore do not require protection. Their numbers would remain steady even if the WAM's racial purity program were adopted tomorrow. Recklessly crossbreeding redheads with pygmies, on the other hand, would deplete future generations' stock of specialty porn resources of both types.
If people mate willy-nilly then it is statistical fact that the proportion of pure stock will decrease at a super-exponential rate. When few individuals remain in any given category, the probability that they will randomly pair up inside their group becomes negligible, and the next step is the complete disappearance of these groups in their pure forms.
We thank you for your attention to this matter. We understand as well that following the WAM program may require significant personal sacrifice from some of you, but no one said protecting biodiversity would always be easy. |
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(o_°)/¯
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Carlo Sandiego
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Can we keep him? 
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Aurelyn
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The bots are getting truly weird now...
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I think I found my new favourite member.
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Carlo Sandiego
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| A gilt talkies idiot wrote: | | I think I found my new favourite member. |
I think he found you.
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Nice!
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Simon_Says
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BUMP because this thread needs more attention.
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Aurelyn
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:26 am Post subject: Re: Colored people |
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| Eb wrote: | You're doing a terrible thing to our grandchildren's grandchildren by hastening a regression to the ethnic mean and reducing the availability of masturbatory archetypes to future generations.
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This is one of the finest sentences I've seen in a long time. I stole it and used it in the pub the other night.
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is this guy for real...?? I think hes a few rings short of compression...
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Lunabella
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Whoa, my brain stopped for a moment, reading that.
Hope I can reboob it. Hehe... Boob.
*drools*
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| Carlo Sandiego wrote: | | Can we keep him? |
Only if you promis to feed him and water him. Oh and as long as you dont forget to let him out of his cage. we dont want a repeat of what happened to Mr.Stripes....
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