I Came up with a Philosophical Argument Against Furries

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

I don't think it's quite right to say that people dislike furries for any single reason, least of all their sexual deviancy. As much fun as that is to latch on, to get reactions from the dumber ones*, no. The cases against the odd fandom turned disturbing sub-culture are fuck-myriad.

*I'm talking "furries4christ" and whatever the fuck else they call those groups. It's like a field trip in a fireworks factory and all you have for lunch is matches.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject:

....

I LOVE STARTING DEBATES THAT DISSOLVE INTO NONSENSICAL IMAGEPOSTS AND ABSURD NON SEQUITORS.

I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

Also, I actually kind of agree with Simon and Aurelyn....mostly BECAUSE identifying with animals is something humans have been doing since fuck knows when. Probably since one fuzzy mammal saw another fuzzy mammal and thought "shit, wonder what HIS life is like?"

This is just the argument I came up with for the hypothetical situation of having to argue AGAINST furrydom in general. I don't really give a shit.

But I'm glad I injected some vehement discussion into the forum. Never gets old.

but I STILL GET OUTRAGED ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY, DAMMIT. Very Happy

Also, the existence of this webcomic confuses me...although it appears to be an allegory of real-world interactions and problems in a fantastic setting and using anthropomorphic animals and strange powers over reality. ANOTHER thing that humans have been doing forever.

...So maybe it doesn't confuse me after all. Except at 1:00 at night a time at which many things are confusing, like doorknobs, and toast.

...

Also, for the record, Raven (northwest Native American mythology) was the shit.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:40 pm Post subject:

I suspect a new contender has just stepped into the ring with Aramor...
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:21 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:56 am Post subject:

Aurelyn · Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:39 am Post subject:

Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:53 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:41 pm Post subject:

Hmm, no competition. It takes a lot for me to become confused about toast at 1:00 in the morning. Now, if we're talking about somewhere like 6:00 in the morning, and I've been drinking for a couple of hours, toast could become complicated.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:44 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:44 pm Post subject:

I'd like to live up to people's expectations. No problem.
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Nron · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:11 am Post subject:

My argument is that furrys are fucked up. No more.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:14 am Post subject:

Aurelyn · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:18 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:39 pm Post subject:

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

When he was a kid, Nron went to a costume party dressed up as a puppy, after which he got invited to the wrong kind of afterparty.
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:46 am Post subject:

A NAMBLA party? Razz

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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:50 am Post subject:

Nron · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:14 am Post subject:

Actually i did have a very scary experience wid teh furries.

See i went home one day and i check my email to find that someone sent me a link to a site. So i was like 'Oh what the hell' and clicked away. Now i was very tired and was barely awake when i made my unfortunate decision.

Anyhow I go to get a glass of water and when i get back my monitor is full of pornsites devoted to furries!

Worst off is that the site was encoded so that if i press close it gives me a error page the size of my backround with a picture of Simba fucking a duck. And during my frantic pressing of buttons to close the shit a see that the site has downloaded a file onto my computer. So after i unplug my computer and reboot i log on to find that the file is fucll of spambombs.

Hence why i hate furries. Also i do lack tolerence toward 'fur fags' when they try to press their love of animal ppl geting it on onto me. I have friends who are furry lovers that keep to themselves and dont make a big deal of it.
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Nron · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:14 am Post subject:

Actually i did have a very scary experience wid teh furries.

See i went home one day and i check my email to find that someone sent me a link to a site. So i was like 'Oh what the hell' and clicked away. Now i was very tired and was barely awake when i made my unfortunate decision.

Anyhow I go to get a glass of water and when i get back my monitor is full of pornsites devoted to furries!

Worst off is that the site was encoded so that if i press close it gives me a error page the size of my backround with a picture of Simba fucking a duck. And during my frantic pressing of buttons to close the shit a see that the site has downloaded a file onto my computer. So after i unplug my computer and reboot i log on to find that the file is fucll of spambombs.

Hence why i hate furries. Also i do lack tolerence toward 'fur fags' when they try to press their love of animal ppl geting it on onto me. I have friends who are furry lovers that keep to themselves and dont make a big deal of it.
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Nron · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:15 am Post subject:

Actually i did have a very scary experience wid teh furries.

See i went home one day and i check my email to find that someone sent me a link to a site. So i was like 'Oh what the hell' and clicked away. Now i was very tired and was barely awake when i made my unfortunate decision.

Anyhow I go to get a glass of water and when i get back my monitor is full of pornsites devoted to furries!

Worst off is that the site was encoded so that if i press close it gives me a error page the size of my backround with a picture of Simba fucking a duck. And during my frantic pressing of buttons to close the shit a see that the site has downloaded a file onto my computer. So after i unplug my computer and reboot i log on to find that the file is fucll of spambombs.

Hence why i hate furries. Also i do lack tolerence toward 'fur fags' when they try to press their love of animal ppl geting it on onto me. I have friends who are furry lovers that keep to themselves and dont make a big deal of it.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:27 am Post subject:

Wow, it must have been really bad if you have to post it three times... I almost feel sorry for you.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:31 am Post subject:

Aurelyn · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:32 am Post subject:

I hate it when people gete it on me too.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:35 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:57 am Post subject:

Nron, it was your own stupid fault for opening a link from within an email without suspicion. Also your stupid fault for not having the proper protection to block that shit. Also, according to your logic, straight people are as bad as furries, since they operate porn spammers too.
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