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Aurelyn
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I propose a duel with banjos.
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sir, if you are a fair maiden then I am William Shatner. You also nominated yourself and I see no one voting for you. Now you fell down and broke the polar inversion unit. It protected kittens from God's wrath. Good job breaking it, hero. |
Kittens are made in the first place to endure God's wrath. So no harm there.
Well then, if I cannot be a fair maiden, I shall stand aside from this duel. Unless someone can think of something for me to do. Besides stand at the sideline drinking enormous amounts of alcohol and woo fair maidens.
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Aurelyn
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:30 am Post subject: |
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A job for which you seem admirably suited 
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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i think we still have a spot for the village idiot...
| Aurelyn wrote: | | I propose a duel with banjos. |
your suggestion will be taken into account, citizen.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Sal wrote: | | i think we still have a spot for the village idiot... |
I'll just be Shamus McAramor... the village drunk.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Aurelyn wrote: | | I propose a duel with banjos. |
Does your modest proposal relate to this?
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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Actually village idiot is taked... by me.
Im suprised you didnt think of me. 
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Azrael wrote: | | Does your modest proposal relate to this? |
I thought he meant this.
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Sal
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| Azrael wrote: | | Aurelyn wrote: | | I propose a duel with banjos. |
Does your modest proposal relate to this? |
who would volunteer to be the reatard, though?
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No but THAT is hilarious
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Aurelyn
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| Ipsa wrote: | | Azrael wrote: | | Does your modest proposal relate to this? |
I thought he meant this. |
Actually, that is what I was referring to. 
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| Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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In that case...
am i still the village idiot?
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| Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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i thought you're my retarded butler?
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| Aurelyn wrote: | | Ipsa wrote: | | Azrael wrote: | | Does your modest proposal relate to this? |
I thought he meant this. |
Actually, that is what I was referring to. |
Do I win something nifty?
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Aurelyn
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If you like, but Ipsa guessed right. But since that scene was undoubtedly based on Deliverance, you may have any high-powered rifle of your choosing. Ipsa will have to settle for my marriage proposal.
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| Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:57 am Post subject: |
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dude, that's the lamest e-proposal ever. where are the e-flowers, where's the e-diamond ring? where's the e-restaurant and romantic e-music?
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Aramor
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Great, now I've got the word e-rection in my head...
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Aurelyn, back of the line!
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This is pretty much my favourite subforum.
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| Aramor wrote: | | Great, now I've got the word e-rection in my head... |
An electronic boner...
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| Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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An electronic boner... |
That doesn't seem physically possible.
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Aramor
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Yeah, that's what my computer was jelling when he was running around the room with his processor almost poking out of the casing.
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| Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:13 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Yeah, that's what my computer was jelling when he was running around the room with his processor almost poking out of the casing. |
Sweet lord almighty.
THIS COULD BE THE END.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:36 am Post subject: |
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BUT IT PROBABLY ISN'T!!!
Dun-dun-dun!!!
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| Aramor wrote: | BUT IT PROBABLY ISN'T!!!
Dun-dun-dun!!! |
Minor key! MINOR KEY!!
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