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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got some unwarranted hostility today from someone I didn't even know. I just asked for a menial thing and they responded quite bitterly.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The roof just sprung a leak right over my desk. Understandably, this is upsetting me. Happily, the initial burst missed my computer but soaked a whole stack of papers I was correcting.
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Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So Mother Nature in my town is a schizophrenic whore. Each day in every winter she decides to make a freezing hell on Earth on a warm paradise of brown mush and unmeltable driveway glaciers based roughly on the outcomes of a twelve-sided die and the drunken mutterings of a crack-head hobo. Yesterday it was ten degrees. Almost all the snow had disappeared. For the first time in months it was possible to venture out with only a t-shirt for environmental protection. Today it dropped to zero, it's raining wet snow, causing all the roads to become lethal obstacle courses and the side walks to become nigh unwalkable. What's more the females who seemed to be blooming yesterday have once again retreated into their great big nylon and cotton shells. I can't stand any more sensory deprivation!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The roof just sprung a leak right over my desk.

Flat roof?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aurelyn wrote:
The roof just sprung a leak right over my desk.

Flat roof?


Nope, the building is an old whisky cooperage, with a stepped roof like you find on old factories. Dead leaves and crap get caught between the step sections, and handily wick water straight through the roof. This was something else though, cos my desk is under a slope section. Buildings and Services won't replace the roof though, because UCC want to level the whole building, which they can't at the moment, 'cos it's listed. So we just have to put up with a load of buckets.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I accidentally poked myself in the eye this morning when I was putting on my glasses.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

glasses! sniper! Does not compute... does not compute...



I'm unhappy cuz there is nothingleft at Circuit City worth buying.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Today it dropped to zero, it's raining wet snow, causing all the roads to become lethal obstacle courses and the side walks to become nigh unwalkable. What's more the females who seemed to be blooming yesterday have once again retreated into their great big nylon and cotton shells. I can't stand any more sensory deprivation!

Man up, son! Put yer tuque on, wait out the snows. Soon enough it'll be high Summer and you'll be complaining of cleavage fatigue*.


*There's no such thing, I made it up.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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glasses! sniper! Does not compute... does not compute...

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I don't wear them often.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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glasses! sniper! Does not compute... does not compute...

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I don't wear them often.

Seems like it'd be a good idea to wear 'em if you were shooting.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So my brother was supposed to give me a ride home yesterday and he's an hour and a half late. Didn't answer his phone or any of my texts, and I waited out the first 45 minutes outside in the freezing cold thinking he'd be there. That was my own fault, so I went back inside the building. I was then told to stop loitering, so I stepped outside again. Another ten minutes and I just thought, screw it, so I stepped back inside to pretend to use the bathroom.

And so this guy walks up to me with his hands grabbing something in his pocket and he opens his mouth curiously as if to ask me if I wanted to buy some marijuana. Of course, I'm just waiting there for him to say something, but he doesn't. I'd never buy any of that shite, but I believe everyone deserves the common courtesy of at least being replied to before being turned down.

Fortunately a few of my friends popped up (whose rides also didn't appear) and we just talked for the next half-hour. I see my brother's car outside, and so I walk outside. Inside the car he tells me he fell asleep and that it was his bad.

I couldn't walk home - well, I could've, but the distance from school to my home is just too freaking large and I wasn't dressed right. On top of that, the roads were icey death-traps because of the recent rainfall.

I need my own car.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
I'm unhappy cuz there is nothing left at Circuit City worth buying.

I bought the Diablo boxset because I don't have my own copy of the games. And that was about it at the store near me.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once again my nightmare is freaking the living shit out of my poor, battered soul. I seriously need to tell someone about it.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm unhappy cuz there is nothing left at Circuit City worth buying.

I bought the Diablo boxset because I don't have my own copy of the games. And that was about it at the store near me.


Yeah, I ended up getting a Nikon D60, 8gig memory card and a carrying case. I also bought some candy. All that are left are movings involving Tyler Perry and ipod sleeves. The stores by me are played... so played. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kuma wrote:
So my brother was supposed to give me a ride home yesterday and he's an hour and a half late.



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now you made me remember Jurassic Bark! You bastard!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now you made me remember Jurassic Bark! You bastard!

It reminds me of it, too. You did see Bender's Big Score, right?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course I have. The fact the guys who made the episode had to retcon it just makes Jurassic Bark hurt that much more.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought a shopping cart from Circuit City. $20 for so much fun in the motor pool...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zombies attacked today.

Killed Frank. Also, Ted.

Hiding in costco and killing them with attractively priced power tools.

Making a break for the docks tomorrow...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good luck man. Be sure to pack plenty of water for the trip.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last night I couldn't sleep from 4am till 8am or something. Apparently eating lots of peanut butter before going to bed while you've been drinking half the day makes your stomach go berserk.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Zombies attacked today.

Killed Frank. Also, Ted.

Hiding in costco and killing them with attractively priced power tools.

Making a break for the docks tomorrow...


Hmmmm.... Ted? as in Chicago Ted? As in me?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hmmmm.... Ted? as in Chicago Ted? As in me?
You're not Chicago Ted. Don't get delusions of grandeur. Chicago Ted is my alternate alias.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Made my way to the docks. Belligham.

Managed to find a few survivors.

Appropriated a 127-foot schooner, packed it full of food. We're on our way out.

Jimmy getting restless...unhinged. Maybe violent.

Might have to shoot him in the head soon.
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