What made you unhappy today?

Azrael · Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:38 pm Post subject:

I got some unwarranted hostility today from someone I didn't even know. I just asked for a menial thing and they responded quite bitterly.
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Aurelyn · Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:24 am Post subject:

The roof just sprung a leak right over my desk. Understandably, this is upsetting me. Happily, the initial burst missed my computer but soaked a whole stack of papers I was correcting.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:06 am Post subject:

So Mother Nature in my town is a schizophrenic whore. Each day in every winter she decides to make a freezing hell on Earth on a warm paradise of brown mush and unmeltable driveway glaciers based roughly on the outcomes of a twelve-sided die and the drunken mutterings of a crack-head hobo. Yesterday it was ten degrees. Almost all the snow had disappeared. For the first time in months it was possible to venture out with only a t-shirt for environmental protection. Today it dropped to zero, it's raining wet snow, causing all the roads to become lethal obstacle courses and the side walks to become nigh unwalkable. What's more the females who seemed to be blooming yesterday have once again retreated into their great big nylon and cotton shells. I can't stand any more sensory deprivation!
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Aurelyn · Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:33 pm Post subject:

Azrael · Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:33 pm Post subject:

I accidentally poked myself in the eye this morning when I was putting on my glasses.
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cfos · Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:58 pm Post subject:

glasses! sniper! Does not compute... does not compute...

I'm unhappy cuz there is nothingleft at Circuit City worth buying.
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Azrael · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:03 am Post subject:

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So my brother was supposed to give me a ride home yesterday and he's an hour and a half late. Didn't answer his phone or any of my texts, and I waited out the first 45 minutes outside in the freezing cold thinking he'd be there. That was my own fault, so I went back inside the building. I was then told to stop loitering, so I stepped outside again. Another ten minutes and I just thought, screw it, so I stepped back inside to pretend to use the bathroom.

And so this guy walks up to me with his hands grabbing something in his pocket and he opens his mouth curiously as if to ask me if I wanted to buy some marijuana. Of course, I'm just waiting there for him to say something, but he doesn't. I'd never buy any of that shite, but I believe everyone deserves the common courtesy of at least being replied to before being turned down.

Fortunately a few of my friends popped up (whose rides also didn't appear) and we just talked for the next half-hour. I see my brother's car outside, and so I walk outside. Inside the car he tells me he fell asleep and that it was his bad.

I couldn't walk home - well, I could've, but the distance from school to my home is just too freaking large and I wasn't dressed right. On top of that, the roads were icey death-traps because of the recent rainfall.

I need my own car.

Ipsa · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:27 am Post subject:

Nron · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:08 am Post subject:

Once again my nightmare is freaking the living shit out of my poor, battered soul. I seriously need to tell someone about it.
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cfos · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:59 am Post subject:

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Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:43 am Post subject:

Now you made me remember Jurassic Bark! You bastard!
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Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:15 pm Post subject:

Of course I have. The fact the guys who made the episode had to retcon it just makes Jurassic Bark hurt that much more.
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AAATripper · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:43 pm Post subject:

I bought a shopping cart from Circuit City. $20 for so much fun in the motor pool...
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:43 pm Post subject:

Zombies attacked today.

Killed Frank. Also, Ted.

Hiding in costco and killing them with attractively priced power tools.

Making a break for the docks tomorrow...
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:06 am Post subject:

Good luck man. Be sure to pack plenty of water for the trip.
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:12 am Post subject:

Last night I couldn't sleep from 4am till 8am or something. Apparently eating lots of peanut butter before going to bed while you've been drinking half the day makes your stomach go berserk.
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Nron · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:05 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:53 am Post subject:

Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:02 pm Post subject:

Made my way to the docks. Belligham.

Managed to find a few survivors.

Appropriated a 127-foot schooner, packed it full of food. We're on our way out.

Jimmy getting restless...unhinged. Maybe violent.

Might have to shoot him in the head soon.
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