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Nron



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How the fuck did I triple post?!?! I pressed the damn key once.

Damn you Keyboard God
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...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman....
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
And I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
You'll lose that bet, but you can suck-start a leaf blower!

cfos wrote:
You're gay for being hard.
I hate that thread, and I will hate anyone who tries to spread that shit around the forum. Don't involve me in any of your faggotry.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aramor wrote:
And I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
You'll lose that bet, but you can suck-start a leaf blower!

cfos wrote:
You're gay for being hard.
I hate that thread, and I will hate anyone who tries to spread that shit around the forum. Don't involve me in any of your faggotry.


Simon, I just realized you are Senator Chris Buttars from West Jordan. Hi Chris :wave
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters senatorial.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And so, the plot thickens!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Already we off topic again

I love this forum.

@Simon I have no clue how the fuck I triple posted. I clicked submit once.

Damn You KeyBoard!
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...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman....
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says: Jesus H. Christ! Private Nron, why is your message triple posted!?
Private Nron: Sir, I don't know, sir!
Simon_Says: Private Nron, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is triple post! You know that, don't you?
Private Nron: Sir, yes, sir!
Simon_Says: If it wasn't for urinalisms like you, there wouldn't be any typos in this world, would there?
Private Nron: Sir, no, sir!
Simon_Says: Get down!
...
Simon_Says: Well now... let's just see if there's anything missing!
Simon_Says begins rummaging through the posts, then freezes. He slowly picks up a fag and holds it in disgust with his fingertips.
Simon_Says: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? What is that, Private Nron?!
Private Nron: Sir, a fag, sir!
Simon_Says: A fag?!
Private Nron: Sir, yes, sir!
Simon_Says: How did it get here?
Private Nron: Sir, I took it from Forum Games, sir!
Simon_Says: Is faggotry allowed in General B.S., Private Nron?
Private Nron: Sir, no, sir!
Simon_Says: Are you allowed to play that game, Private Nron?
Private Nron: Sir, no, sir!
Simon_Says: And why not, Private Nron?
Private Nron: Sir, because I'm too clueless, sir!
Simon_Says: Because you are a disgusting crap-for-brains, Private Nron!
Private Nron: Sir, yes, sir!
Simon_Says: Then why did you hide a fag in your post, Private Nron?
Private Nron: Sir, because I wanted to fit in, sir!
Simon_Says: Because you wanted to fit in?
[Sergeant Hartman starts to walk down the line of forum members, with the fag still at hand.]
Simon_Says: Private Nron has dishonored himself and dishonored the forum! I have tried to help him, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me! You have not given Private Nron the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Nron fucks up, I will not punish him, I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one fag youre it! Now, get on your faces!
[The other members get in front-leaning-rest position.]
Simon_Says: [to Nron] Open your mouth!
[He shoves the fag into Nron's mouth.]
Simon_Says: They're paying for it, you eat it!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Aramor wrote:
And I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
You'll lose that bet, but you can suck-start a leaf blower!

cfos wrote:
You're gay for being hard.
I hate that thread, and I will hate anyone who tries to spread that shit around the forum. Don't involve me in any of your faggotry.


Confused

Simon? Why you be hatin?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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[He shoves the fag into Pyle's mouth.]
Simon_Says: They're paying for it, you eat it!


Classic!

But we do seem to be quoting FMJ a lot lately. Not that I mind. I try to watch that movie at least once a month.
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