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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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Can I come?
You have no idea how useful a swash-buckling serial-exerciser with a philosophical bent and a love of cookery can be. _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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You had me at cookery. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Satan Crime Wash

Gender:  Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Can I come too? You never know when you need a drunken dude with somewhat of a beard. |
I have 100% of a beard already. But what the hell. Everyone can come. We'll be like a sociopathic version of the Anthill Mob. _________________
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed! Join us! _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:55 am Post subject: |
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | We'll be like a sociopathic version of the Anthill Mob. |
Going out into the world, causing mayhem and painting little flowers on police cars! _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Munan Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 3232 Location: Living on my own
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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And thus, with all the confusion going on, I can make my move on Spideygirl
erm... where is she? _________________ The Justified Ancient of Mu Mu |
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Munan wrote: | And thus, with all the confusion going on, I can make my move on Spideygirl
erm... where is she? |
Think about it: do you really want an e-partner who's strong enough to throw cars?
Consider the implications, man! Don't throw your life away! ALP Forums need their Munan intact! _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Not only that, but I'm pretty sure you don't want a red dot following your forehead everywhere you go. |
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Bloo wrote: | | Not only that, but I'm pretty sure you don't want a red dot following your forehead everywhere you go. |
And let's not forget the webs. Seriously; you thought getting stuck in the bathroom was bad? try getting stuck to the wall. Or the chair. Or the bed. FOR THE WHOLE DAY.
Then again, If you're into that... _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Munan Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 3232 Location: Living on my own
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:38 am Post subject: |
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And I thought the age difference would be the only problem... _________________ The Justified Ancient of Mu Mu |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:03 am Post subject: |
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There are many pitfalls to boinking a superhero...
Did that sound profound or just awkward? _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Munan Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 3232 Location: Living on my own
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:03 am Post subject: |
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remember, it's only e-boinking - and that's certainly not the romance I had in mind. _________________ The Justified Ancient of Mu Mu |
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cfos

Gender:  Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Posts: 2894 Location: everyday I'm hustlin'
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:38 am Post subject: |
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I kinda liked the movie "My Super-Ex-girlfriend". _________________ "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak." |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:15 am Post subject: |
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Keyword being kinda I reckon... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:01 am Post subject: |
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| Munan wrote: | And thus, with all the confusion going on, I can make my move on Spideygirl
erm... where is she? |
I thought I was already e-married.
Unless something happened to Azrael while I was away saving the world again from utter destruction. _________________
Married to Azrael.
Queen of Innuendo. |
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Munan Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 3232 Location: Living on my own
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:29 am Post subject: |
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| Alternate Spideygal wrote: |
I thought I was already e-married.
Unless something happened to Azrael while I was away saving the world again from utter destruction. |
The undecidity in "I thought" and the fact that you don't know whether the guy is alive or dead shows that you'r ready to move on. _________________ The Justified Ancient of Mu Mu |
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:19 am Post subject: |
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Is this a possible advance by you Munan? Do you feel the need to be e-married as well? _________________
Married to Azrael.
Queen of Innuendo. |
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Munan Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 3232 Location: Living on my own
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:55 am Post subject: |
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Huh..."a possible advance"? How e-explicit can a guy be?
Having said that, I don't feel the need for e-marriage at all. _________________ The Justified Ancient of Mu Mu |
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:00 am Post subject: |
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Then what was the point of looking for me to make a move? Unless you were making a joke. _________________
Married to Azrael.
Queen of Innuendo. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:40 am Post subject: |
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He just wanted a one-post-stand probably. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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BaconNeggs

Gender:  Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 332 Location: Queens, NYC
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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is polyandry allowed on the forum? the girls can collect e-husbands like pokemon _________________ "You have to quote from books to look clever. You can't quote from films. If you quote from films you just look like a geek." |
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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Only if I can level up and fight battles with my e-husband pokemon. _________________
Married to Azrael.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:27 am Post subject: |
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Aramor forgot "BREATHE" and learned "POOP".
XD _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Satan Crime Wash

Gender:  Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:43 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | Aramor forgot "BREATHE" and learned "POOP HIMSELF".
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Fixed! _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:54 am Post subject: |
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This competition was fixed! _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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