Forum contest - e-marriage to Ipsa

Aurelyn · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:52 am Post subject:

I thought it was kind of appropriate given the nature of the thread Smile

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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:19 am Post subject:

Ah well. Munan, so as to nip any further cattiness on my part, I'll just agree to disagree with you. After all, regarding this song Meat Loaf himself once said:

"Jimmy always said, "You know what? Nobody's gonna get it." And he was right."
(the Jimmy refers to Jim Steinman, the composer of the song)

So the agnostic position of we're all wrong, myself included seems plausible, anyway.

Heh, bringing up swinging couples may have been shooting myself in the foot, but it's not like I keep this stuff secret from you guys. I'm an honest man, and I don't lie about my history... and I'm also honest enough that were I in an e-marriage, I would never e-see-someone-else without the express blessing of my e-wife.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:39 am Post subject:

Three questions.

-How would you describe yourself to Ipsa?
-If you could be one movie villain, who would you be?
-What's your idea to stop climate change?

...I almost included "how you shot interwebz?" and then thought better of it.
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Ipsa · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:07 pm Post subject:

Hm.
Responses for Munan1: They are... extravagant. Too much. Though, I do like tater tots.
M2: Descriptions are better. In response to Aurelyn's, my thought was actually, "The catch is that I'm not stuck with you, you're stuck with me."
M3: I only wanted a Dr. Pepper
Celebrity cuckolding: Of the responses given, I'd probably only go for Bruce Campbell. edit: Also, I'm not the cheating type, so that would be a very hypothetical question.
E-kids: I'm okay with having kids.

I like Simon's pictures.
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:08 pm Post subject:

Tater-tots FTW!!!!
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Munan · Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:11 pm Post subject:

Okay, as soon as the other contestants have answered Renaissance Man's questions, we'll move on to the next round.
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Crotchfire · Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:21 pm Post subject:

Let's get this train running again!

Munan · Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:36 am Post subject:

Aurelyn & BaconNeggs, we're waiting for your replies!
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Aurelyn · Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:11 pm Post subject:

There's roguishly handsome all over these forums these days Smile

1). (a) A great friend, (b) a fabulous lover and (c) probably having an unrealistic view of (a) and (b).

2) Top Dollar from The Crow. Great hair, great voice. What more could you possibly need?

3) Getting rid of pasture farming and replacing it with vat-grown cloned meat. Solves world hunger and great for the planet too.
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Ipsa · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:18 pm Post subject:

Spoiler:

*E-elopes with Chainsaw*

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Spoiler:

Winnar! In your face, everyone else!

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Crotchfire · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:31 pm Post subject:

...and the winner is... GORAN IVANISEVIC! The wildcard who won it without having to play in the qualifying round! All of Britain weeps at Tim Henman's loss.

Wait a minute...

Gentlemen, methinks the decision had been made before the contest had begun. A picture of a carrot dangled before our noses to make us run, when the carrot had already been eaten... and further atrocious metaphors.

A toast! A drink to the e-couple!

TWO drinks apiece to us runners!

Fellas, we've been had... and the proper way to handle a con is with top-shelf liquor! After all, it's Friday night... and we're all still single.

Oh behave.
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Sal · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:53 pm Post subject:

if i was one of the contestants i would be furious.
but i wasn't, so... Mazel Tov!

does that mean there won't be an e-wedding, and instead you two are gonna embark on some crazy Mickey & Mallory kind of honeymoon trip?
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Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:06 pm Post subject:

And so only now does Ipsa reveal her true form, that of a cruel toying siren. When I was denied earlier I was more amused than anything, but now, after this, I'm kind of pissed off. Not because of the denial but because I was toyed with, that we were all toyed with.

Chainsaw, I'm afraid this means we're no longer on the same side.
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Ipsa · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:09 pm Post subject:

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Crotchfire · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:59 pm Post subject:

Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:59 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:27 am Post subject:

You faked that screencap.
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:55 am Post subject:

Good thing I didn't waste time typing an answer to those other questions then.
I was more a Jennif fan anyway, whatever happened to her?

Oh and I'm taking my moogle back *hmph* and pelts chainsaw with tater-tots

EDIT: what was the next round anyway??
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Sal · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:39 am Post subject:

it actually makes sense. take the forum dirt over to the rpg thread to wash it there in an appropriately grandiose style.

@Mickey Chainsaw: it does.
it seems only fitting now that a wacky reporter joins in on your and Ipsa's crusade to drool over your awesomeness and relate your farings to the rest of the forum. i volunteer.
i could come in handy too. you never know when you're gonna need to give your victim a bad case of gingivitis.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:39 am Post subject:

Can I come too? You never know when you need a drunken dude with somewhat of a beard.
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Aurelyn · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:57 am Post subject:

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