Forum contest - e-marriage to Ipsa

Munan · Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:09 am Post subject:

Okay, now that everyone has proposed and before this ends in a brawl, Ipsa will have to choose three who will proceed to the next round (unless you want that to be decided by popular vote or the mystical "forum elders", Ipsa).

Contestants:

- Aurelyn
- Corporal Waffle
- Aramor
- Simon
- You know who
- BaconNeggs
- The Renaissance Man

The next round will be: other forum members will ask you questions!!!11OMGWTFBBQ!!!111 (maximum three questions per member)

Ipsa: pick your top 3! (the most fun would be if you'd motivate your choice)

Edit: Whoops, forgot one. Thanks Simon.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:18 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:37 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:54 pm Post subject:

And they promptly left again. Mad

In any case you're still a bigamist.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:03 pm Post subject:

Azrael · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:22 am Post subject:

I suggest we settle this with a duel!
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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:23 am Post subject:

In this case, wouldn't it have to be more of a septuel?
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Ipsa · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:35 am Post subject:

Munan · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:26 am Post subject:

Good

Oh dear, isn't it all so very exciting?
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Corporal Waffle · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:05 am Post subject:

Oh yes it it!
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:58 am Post subject:

Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Yeah, but, how can you refuse teh moogle?

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:01 am Post subject:

Easy. I just use my dashing charm to fend it off.

...

What's a moogle again?
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

You're killing me.

Only, like, teh most bestest thing eva!

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:10 am Post subject:

Ooooooooowww... I thought it was a Hellkitten.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Obviously you've never played a certain classic Japanese RPG before.

But anyway, this whole ordeal's been really interesting, especially since my own plans have been ruined, again, and somehow I think Ipsa was on to me this whole time. That or I just revealed my own plans for the second time...

Ipsa · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:07 pm Post subject:

Spoiler:

In alphabetical order:
Aurelyn; Bacon; YKW; and Chainsaw in the wild card spot

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BaconNeggs · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:02 am Post subject:

Ooh simon got burned, that was unexpected.

How about we give in our nerd/geekfoolery resumes?

Mine:
Went to engineering school
Started an anime club there
Taken math classes beyond multi-dimensional calculus
Understands whats mentioned on Big Bang Theory and can point out holes.
Have worked as staff in an Anime convention
Still owns ROB the robot
Runs protein folding on my PS3 more than I actually play games on it.
Has vast collection of comic books
C++/HTML/javascript programming experience
Thousands of emulator games on my laptop.
Has a graphing calulator
Have programmed games on calculator.
Builds own computers
Currently working on 2 patent proposals
Legally blind without glasses
Had braces when younger
Buys collectible toys
Still watches saturday morning cartoons
Has original Optimus Prime bought from regular store
Got sea monkey kit as a b-day present as an adult
Owns nerf guns
Regularly watches PBS
Watched documentary about a freaking font
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Anime club? I hope you're not a Narutard. Because if you are I'm going to have to kick your ass. srsly

Crotchfire · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:12 am Post subject:

Where once there were seven, now there are three! ...four?

Well, I'm happy to follow suit and revel in my geekiness.

B.S. in pure mathematics from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Encyclopedic knowledge of StarCraft
I've played a grandmaster in chess and earned a draw (he did beat me a few times first, though)
Proficiency in C++
I don't have a vast collection, per say, but I DO have a complete set of all the Calvin and Hobbes books!
I also build my own computers... except for laptops.
I don't care in the least about either Baseball or Hockey, but I'm using my undergraduate knowledge of stastistics to bet on both to help fund my M.S. (in Statistics). A virtuous cycle if there ever were one.
I am also legally blind without correction.
I own the Venture Brothers seasons 1 and 2 on DVD (still need to get that third one).
I taught high school calculus for two years.
This never fails to crack me up: http://lukecompany.ytmnd.com/
I write poetry and fiction (and no, it's not emo poetry... stop looking at me like that).
I play the cello.

That's all I can think of right now regarding my geekiness, but to sweeten the deal, let me just say that I have a really sweet, full (but chiselled) beard.

Edit: 500th Post!
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:21 am Post subject:

srsly you couldn't kick my ass with 10 guys. I've fought off more than 3 guys before in the past.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

So you are a Narutard. I am sorry, I truly am, but I must challenge you to zeh duel.

BaconNeggs · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:57 am Post subject:

Sal · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:55 am Post subject:

Chainsaw makes it to the final four without even competing - witness the invinvible power of his manly magnetism!
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Crotchfire · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:46 am Post subject:

Well... although it's debatable whether the writing I do is geeky... I DID once write a sonnet that used mathematical terms as euphemisms, so I think it qualifies.

"...I want to take my X
To the limit of your function
And explore the intersection
Of our oscillating junction..."

I forget the rest, I'll have to look for it. It's one of those things I'm half proud of, half ashamed of.

On another note:

I hope Chainsaw isn't the Goran Ivanisevic of this thread.
(fairly obscure reference to professional tennis and Wimbledon)
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