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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Again:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Simon: oh you quickwitted panda. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Disturbing, but hilarious...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
@Simon: oh you quickwitted panda. Smile

He saw his opportunity and he took it. This is the mark of the great internet picture posters.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He saw his opportunity and he took it. This is the mark of the great internet picture posters.
Correct.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@Simon: oh you quickwitted panda. Smile

He saw his opportunity and he took it. This is the mark of the great internet picture posters.

yes, that's kinda what i meant.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So at school we had a meeting for the lockdown drill. The classrooms where I mostly teach are rather exposed--ground level, couple of windows in each room, doors with windows that would allow anyone to see completely into the room. I brought this up at the meeting, that certain classrooms would be practically impossible to keep students in safely in the event of an actual emergency. I was told "Well, do the best you can" and that maybe I could make a little defensive structure with the desks, which are made either out of pressboard or thin plastic.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm, what kind of emergency are you preparing for? Terrorist invasion?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Something like that.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Something like that.


Plan for dumbass terrorists. That's all I can say.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Something like that.


Yes... if I was a terrorist, trying to bring down the oppressive capitalist western regime, my first target would be a school...

Unless ofcourse you hide behind a table... then I'd turn around and run straight back to the middle-east.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Unless ofcourse you hide behind a table... then I'd turn around and run straight back to the middle-east.


And I'd make PANCAKES!!

And STEW!!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once, when I was a small boy, I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle... do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me today!

He wasn't my uncle! He wasn't!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was watching this program on the History Channel and I saw a coyote with mange.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Once, when I was a small boy, I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle... do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me today!

He wasn't my uncle! He wasn't!
Time... line? Time is not made out of lines! It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how is that relevant to that quote?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sub Zero wrote:
how is that relevant to that quote?
Says the man who was bringing up Sean Connery every post.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, you first need to ascertain a certain credibility before you can question other people's posts.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the!? A box just appeared in front of me. It says its from you Simon. *opens box*

Of course:


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great picture, wrong timing.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Great picture, wrong timing.


There is a childrens.

It has three waffles.

WHY ARE THEY FESTIVE.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is three of me now?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because nuking just one of you wouldn't be enough.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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EARS ARE NOT FRIENDLY.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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EARS ARE NOT FRIENDLY.



"are" you mean?
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