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Carlo Sandiego
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | TICKTOCK LINK THE DAMN PICTURE. |
He did. The site blocks hotlinking. |
Wait, so the link's not working?
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:57 am Post subject: |
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| Rikugan Chui Bloo wrote: | Heh, wouldn't it be funny if they all came back at the same time, and to make matters worse, when you proposed to Ipsa.  |
Can't even really remember who they all were. I'm pretty sure I was e-married to Lady Shera and CelticPredatoress.
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Aurelyn
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| Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:26 am Post subject: |
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Simon's gonna arrive with an enormous animated extravaganza and blow the thread away.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:42 am Post subject: |
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I never even doubted that 
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Sal
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:49 am Post subject: |
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he's reworking the Internets as we speak, to make it ready to handle his e-proposal.
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Nron
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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well simon needs to spend a hell of alot of time to blow away waffle. And i think Private will withstand the shockwave, barely.
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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How old is Simon again? If Ipsa says yes to him would it be like her marrying one of her students? Or close to kind of marrying one of her students?
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Nron
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Please dont make me think of such a thing. South Park did a damn good job of showing us such a relationship.
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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| Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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| More like suicidal and the worst of trickery... |
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| Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:03 am Post subject: |
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I'll marry her. As long as she doesn't mind me trying to stick my ovipositor down her throat every night when she sleeps.
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Carlo Sandiego
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| Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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I was unaware you happened to be a female insect.
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I was unaware you happened to be a female insect. |
Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
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| You know, I doubt I know how freaky Ipsa likes to get, but I doubt she'd do it with an insect of the same gender... |
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Carlo Sandiego
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| Rikugan Chui Bloo wrote: | | You know, I doubt I know how freaky Ipsa likes to get, but I doubt she'd do it with an insect of the same gender... |
What has been imagined...
...Cannot be unimagined.
Although, since I have no idea what Ipsa looks like, I just mentally inserted Natalie Portman. And since I have no idea what a female insect regret would look like, I mentally inserted Megan Fox. Only, like, green.
Megan Fox and Natalie Portman.....mmmmmmmmmmm. 
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| Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Ticktockcitrus wrote: | | Rikugan Chui Bloo wrote: | | You know, I doubt I know how freaky Ipsa likes to get, but I doubt she'd do it with an insect of the same gender... |
What has been imagined...
...Cannot be unimagined.
Although, since I have no idea what Ipsa looks like, I just mentally inserted Natalie Portman. And since I have no idea what a female insect regret would look like, I mentally inserted Megan Fox. Only, like, green.
Megan Fox and Natalie Portman.....mmmmmmmmmmm. |
"Oh Meg-GRET...the moon looks so beautiful reflected in your six black eyes."
"CHATTERCHATTERCHATTER"
"Um...Meg-GRET, what's that tube sticking out your mou-AUGHFMMFFF"
Ah, love.
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Carlo Sandiego
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:11 am Post subject: |
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| REGRET wrote: |
"Um...Meg-GRET, what's that tube sticking out your mou-AUGHFMMFFF"
Ah, love. |
Ummmm. Biologically speaking, an ovipositor is extruded from the abdomen. Not the mouthparts.
Also, there's a species of wasp which uses the ovipositor to drill into solid wooOKI'MSHUTTINGUPNOW.
>shudders<
So, Ipsa, scared off yet?
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So... uhm.... Did I win?
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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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No you didn't. Let me deal with university finals now and then I can focus on proposing to Ipsa.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Your woman should be priority number one at all times. |
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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:59 am Post subject: |
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That's why I'm breaking my ass now so I can devote myself fully later.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:20 am Post subject: |
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| Bloo wrote: | | Your woman should be priority number one at all times. |
Meh, that's emancipated bullshit.
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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:51 am Post subject: |
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I now wonder why all your e-wives left you, Aramor.
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Carlo Sandiego
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | I now wonder why all your e-wives left you, Aramor. |
...Maybe...maybe they disliked his prejudiced attitudes towards women?
I guess today I am...
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Ticktockcitrus wrote: | | So, Ipsa, scared off yet? |
Not yet.
REGRET is not the winner.
| Bloo wrote: | | Your woman should be priority number one at all times. |
I agree with this statement. But I am biased in this matter.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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| @TickTock: You know, Captain Obvious is a much funnier picture. |
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