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Aramor
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Dude, if I were a girl, it love having a dream where I have sex with Michael Biehn... he's just... so cool... totally...
"Come with me if you want to live."
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| Blaster wrote: | | card-carrying pole-smoker. |
Hey- I don't have a card! Dammit! How can I get one? What accrediting organisation issues them? I'm assuming there's an oral exam...
Sorry, just thought I should make that joke before anyone else did. I'm all hopped up on sugary caffeine. I think I'll go put my unit in some ice cream. |
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Errrr, I'd say putting your unit in some ice cream is a bad idea.
Remember, kids, 14% of all cases of freezer-burned penises come from ice cream!
Now we know!
...and knowing is half the battle!
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Aramor
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What causes the remaining 86%?
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| Aramor wrote: | | What causes the remaining 86%? |
"Hey, maybe if I freeze it, it'll live forever! Bring that dry ice over here, Bob."
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Mr. Z
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Was this her?
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| Aramor wrote: | Dude, if I were a girl...
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Do you have those fantasies often? |
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Aramor
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | Dude, if I were a girl...
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Do you have those fantasies often? |
Could you please be so kind as to quote the part where I said I have those fantasies? What I said, means that in a hypothetical situation where-in my gender is the opposite of what it is now, I would love having a dream about sex with Michael Biehn.
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| You stated that you did imagine that you were a girl, at least temporarily. I was only asking if you had such fantasies often. |
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Aramor
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Ah, like that, ok... well uhm... no... do you?
And just to make a small reference to Aliens: Do you often have fantasies that you're a guy?
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| Crotchfire wrote: | | Remember, kids, 14% of all cases of freezer-burned penises come from ice cream |
| Aramor wrote: | | What causes the remaining 86%? |
According to the Office of Unbelievable Statistics:
12% Erotic Ice Sculptures
18% Slutty Frozen Fish (they know they want it)
56% Putting your beer in the freezer to cool it down quick, then spilling it on your bits whilst watching porn/ the game/ your friend's kid sister's cheerleader tryouts. Usually in just your dirty boxers. |
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RobinHood3000
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Incidentally, putting room temperature beer in salty ice water cools it down to the ideal temperature in about 3 or 4 minutes. Not like I've ever tried.
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| Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:13 am Post subject: dream |
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when i have seen a movie or playd a new game, i always get a strange
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