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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:
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Is anyone else kinda curious as to whether Ipsa has any "deal-breakers"?? You know, like voting republican or refusing to recycle...

Nerds/Geeks: good.
Idiots: bad.
Must like animals.
Must like bacon or have liked bacon in the past
Won't make me watch a chick-flick
Will take out the trash

I think that might be about it... Oh, and good personal hygiene.


Awesome. As an afficionado of the sunday morning fry doing their phd in zoology, I tick many of those boxes. Making you watch a chick flick would entail watching it myself, so that's out. It would also be churlish in the extreme to not take out one's e-intended's trash (e-trash?) Smile

@Chainsaw. Dammit, you always get there first.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You might wanna exshplain to thesh young bachalorsh what an "idiot" would be.

Not to sound completely bitchy and mean, but if you have to ask for clarification on something like that, then you are probably safely in the "do not want" category.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@Chainsaw. Dammit, you always get there first.

Except with the laydeez.

Know what I mean eh, eh? Nudge, nudge, say no more.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
Ipsa wrote:
cfos wrote:
Is anyone else kinda curious as to whether Ipsa has any "deal-breakers"?? You know, like voting republican or refusing to recycle...

Nerds/Geeks: good.
Idiots: bad.
Must like animals.
Must like bacon or have liked bacon in the past
Won't make me watch a chick-flick
Will take out the trash

I think that might be about it... Oh, and good personal hygiene.


Awesome. As an afficionado of the sunday morning fry doing their phd in zoology, I tick many of those boxes. Making you watch a chick flick would entail watching it myself, so that's out. It would also be churlish in the extreme to not take out one's e-intended's trash (e-trash?) Smile

@Chainsaw. Dammit, you always get there first.


Hmmm... perhaps now, the suitors should plan their e-date. Uploading images of the places they'd go, conversation material, etc... Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhapsh the lady needsh to be told again: IM WATCHING NOT A SHUITOR. Get that? Shorry if I shound like an ash
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nron/Sean Connery wrote:
Perhapsh the lady needsh to be told again: IM WATCHING NOT A SHUITOR. Get that? Shorry if I shound like an ash

Oh, I get it.
But you left yourself open to a teasing there. I'm just taking advantage of that. Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Nron Connery Sean Bond: Perhaps you're saying that now because you were rejected earlier, amiright?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:
Nron/Sean Connery wrote:
Perhapsh the lady needsh to be told again: IM WATCHING NOT A SHUITOR. Get that? Shorry if I shound like an ash

Oh, I get it.
But you left yourself open to a teasing there. I'm just taking advantage of that. Mad


Ah.... well ashk Shimon about my undending clueleshnesh.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Except with the laydeez.
Know what I mean eh, eh? Nudge, nudge, say no more.

Does this mean that you're playing the game, too???
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Does this mean that you're playing the game, too???

Doesn't seem like that would be fair to the original suitors, since they're no match for my manly magnetism. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll see your manly magnetism and raise it with my dashing charm!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got that too. My own dashing charm, I mean. I'm not implying that I've stolen your mojo.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've got that too. My own dashing charm, I mean. I'm not implying that I've stolen your mojo.


Well, it would explain my current lack of luck with the ladies.

When I thought about that sentence btw (I mean mine, about the whole raising your manlyness with my charm), I realized it's very... full of innuendo. Or something.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is "modesty" a turn on? cause if it is he just lost his place.

*takes seat next to Azrael*
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right, this thread has stalled, so I'm going to break the proposal deadlock and give da Pandaman the advantage by going first Smile

Were you actually present in Ireland, I would choose this as the location:





Gougn Barra is the site of a 6th century monastery (the building in the pic dates from the 17th century) founded by the patron saint of the city where I live - the lake is the source of the river that flows through that city. The whole valley is a nature reserve now, and a very beautiful one at that.)

[emarriageproposal]

(Over a picnic of bacon sandwiches and wine, with maybe a nice cheese and some grapes)

Ipsa, that a woman of your obvious beauty and wit would attract my interest should be no mystery. However, as a fellow academic and teacher I feel we have much in common and would have a mutual understanding of the calling - joy of the grammar nazi, the jumping out of bed in the middle of the night to write down the idea that you just had, the desire to strangle your students with their inferior work. Add a good dash of silliness and a sprinkle of my rogueish Irish charm, and I feel I would be a match for even a lady of your calibre.

So I ask again, Ipsa, will you e-marry me?

[/emarriageproposal]
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[randome-marriageproposal]http://www.noirextreme.com/digital/Earth-Color4096.jpg

I have three words.

choose your hemisphere.

I ask for your hand in e-marriage, Ipsa...and your dowry shall be exactly 50% of the Earth. And a private space station. With bacon.

You are truly the light of the forum--nay, the entire world. Your wit, brilliance, and radiant splendor cast all others into shadow. You are beset by suitors; I can only offer this dowry and hope that your vast intellectual and physical grace shall deign to note me. I offer but my e-love to you...and half the earth, etc. Ipsa...

Will you e-marry me?


Laughing

[/randome-marriageproposal]

Check the mad proposal skills.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh, the game is definitely on.

Will da pandaman be able to counter Irish charm and academic skills - not to mention half the earth (although Ticktockcitrus' broken image link might be symbolic for a promise that could be broken...)? Certainly it will take more than just some brue and bacon!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Allright, I might as well give it a go, and live up to my reputation.

[e-proposal]

Sweet sweet Ipsa. Marry me and you'll be forever known as the girl who married me. Which should count for something on the internet. So uhm... wanna get hitched?

[/e-proposal]

There ya go, now get on with the game.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[e-proposal]

Hey! Want to go out for a beer and a Waffle?

[/e-proposal]
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Pvt. Whore: You know, I may be wrong here, but aren't there, like, five other girls who can call themselves girls who married you?

Corporal Waffle wrote:
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Hey! Want to go out for a beer and a Waffle?

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The best of the bunch.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@Pvt. Whore: You know, I may be wrong here, but aren't there, like, five other girls who can call themselves girls who married you?


Yeah, but they all strangely disappeared, and then came back and then disappeared again or something.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TICKTOCK LINK THE DAMN PICTURE.

I'm still working on the proposal.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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TICKTOCK LINK THE DAMN PICTURE.

He did. The site blocks hotlinking.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its on like donkey kong
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Private Whore wrote:
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@Pvt. Whore: You know, I may be wrong here, but aren't there, like, five other girls who can call themselves girls who married you?


Yeah, but they all strangely disappeared, and then came back and then disappeared again or something.


Heh, wouldn't it be funny if they all came back at the same time, and to make matters worse, when you proposed to Ipsa. Smile
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