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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At ease, son. You made the drill sergeant proud, you get to sleep in the barracks tonight.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love how fast these threads crash and burn

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But the question I've always wanted answered is...

Wonder bread or Mayonnaise...which is whiter?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I want to know is... who in God's name let the dogs out? I mean, people have been pondering that question for years now and I've never been able to figure it out.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was me, the Justified Ancient of Mu Mu, who came from the lost continent of Mu many summer solstices ago to, as you put it, let the dogs out...


... and who also demands an explanation for this bullshit, although he knows he won't get it.

Now, as for the 'oh dear, why are whites not allowed to use a word that's felt to be deragatory and hurtful for blacks' bs:

Of course it has to do with centuries of slavery, oppression and decades of being deprived of civil rights. What else do you think? The word has become a symbol of that oppression and like so many deragatory words has been taken by the oppressed.

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To turn insults into strengths, whigs, tories, Blacks all choose to wear with pride the names they were given in scorn


I know, as an Indonesian Dutch, my father does not like to be called 'pinda' (peanut), indeed a name given in scorn by the former coloniser, by Dutch people, but he does call his Indonesian friends and sometimes his sons 'pinda' or 'plopper' (another name of scorn).

Now, with those times fading from our collective memories, some young blacks may not know that, but it is what you'd find out if you spend some of the energy you put into randomly throwing around swear words and posting your head off on this forum in learning some of your history or ask an older African American who knows his Black ideology.

Mind you, most African Americans I know do not like it even if their fellow African Americans throw around the n-word.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I know, as an Indonesian Dutch, my father does not like to be called 'pinda' (peanut), indeed a name given in scorn by the former coloniser, by Dutch people, but he does call his Indonesian friends and sometimes his sons 'pinda' or 'plopper' (another name of scorn).

By oldest brother and I sometimes call each other "Rice cracker."
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I have a Chinese friend I sometimes refer to as "Chink", but since we're friends and we both know it's in good (well, maybe not good) humor...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A few of my friends use the n word, though it's because the ones who use the word are black.
I myself have been called a Chink by friends and I don't really take much offense from it, though if used as an insult I would be, just like how the n word was taken as an insult back then and most of the time, now.


... also, I'm glad that I finally know who let the dogs out.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New Question!

Why are we here?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

define "here"
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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New Question!

Why are we here?


By accident.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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New Question!

Why are we here?

what's life all about?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? I meant why are we out here, in this forum?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well if any of u read it REGRET posted a thread about making a alp forum comic. i personally think id be a fun thing to do. Im thinking for characters we can just use wats on peoples avatar (Blaster=Floating tatood arm, Aurelyn=rockheaded man, arrgh=smoker, simon=pandarian)
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nron54 wrote:
Well if any of u read it REGRET posted a thread about making a alp forum comic. i personally think id be a fun thing to do. Im thinking for characters we can just use wats on peoples avatar (Blaster=Floating tatood arm, Aurelyn=rockheaded man, arrgh=smoker, simon=pandarian)



Not a smoker...

A DIPLOMATIC ATTACHE. Laughing Laughing

He doesn't work for any agency whatsoever. Really.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no idea why Nron is bringing notice to a different thread than this. Dude, off-topicness emerges naturally, don't impose it.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes masta

oh and i offically love uncyclopedia:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sean_Connery
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm here. You're here. We all scream for ice cream.
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What? I meant why are we out here, in this forum?


We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason, no denying purpose. Because we both know how the rest of this quote goes.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What? I meant why are we out here, in this forum?


Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
"No," says the man in Washington, "It belongs to the poor!"
"No," says the man in the Vatican, "It belongs to God!"
"No," says the man in Moscow, "It belongs to everyone!"

We rejected those answers. Instead, we chose something different... we chose the impossible... we chose...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
We rejected those answers. Instead, we chose something different... we chose the impossible... we chose...
aLp!


NET NEUTRALITY!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i personally think id be a fun thing to do.

Personally, I'd rather not find out.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of questions you always wanted answered, Ipsa, will you e-marry me?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Huh. I did not see that one coming.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haven't you been paying attention? That's the second proposal in a fortnight... Boy's got it baaaad Razz
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