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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:57 pm    Post subject: Questions Youve Always Wanted Answered Reply with quote

LEts face it we all have questions we want answered but no one we talk to seems to have any clue.

Well thats one of the reasons we have the internet you fucking morons.
The others include porn, gaming, porn, blogging, more porn and of course, making a complete ass of ourself while in the saftey of your own home.

So ask away fellow.... uhhh... foruminitists? Confused Fuck it

Heres my question:

Why is it that black people can call each other the N-word but white people cant? Ive asked my black friends and none of them seem to know.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why my dear Sal, its simply. Eh Hem:

You see yesteryear was actually the year of three cocks (the rooster you pervs) so therefore the Snowdens are now on the continent of Eurasia in a small country called Yangstrolvokia. Very Happy satisfied?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Questions Youve Always Wanted Answered Reply with quote

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Why is it that black people can call each other the N-word but white people cant? Ive asked my black friends and none of them seem to know.


Hundreds of years of slavery.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
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That's some catch, that catch-22.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Questions Youve Always Wanted Answered Reply with quote

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Hundreds of years of slavery.


Nah thats not it. Ive asked plenty of people and none of the black people have mentioned slavery. Its something else i just know it!Xo
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Who said that? Who the fuck said that!?!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From now on you're Private Whore! Do you like that name?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whos Private Whore?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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From now on you're Private Whore! Do you like that name?


Sir, yes sir!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well there's one thing you won't like Private Whore! They don't serve kale with a sausage on a daily basis in my mess hall! Son why did you join my beloved corps?!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir, to kill, sir!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you're a killer?!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bullshit! let me see your war face, private!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... Uhhhh.. Grrrroowwl
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bullshit! That's not a war face! Now let's see your real war face!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bullshit! That's not a war face! Now let's see your real war face!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that's a war face!

*Walks to the next man in line*

What's your excuse?!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What's your excuse?!


SIR EXCUSE FOR WHAT SIR?

(ooc: let's make this the most epic threadjack ever.)
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private! Do you understand?!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SIR YES SIR!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now tell me this, maggot! What does Marcellus Wallace look like?!
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Jesus H. Christ! [looks at stopwatch] This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man, I'd recommend you for O.C.S.! You are gonna be a general someday, Private!
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Jesus H. Christ! [looks at stopwatch] This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man, I'd recommend you for O.C.S.! You are gonna be a general someday, Private!



Damn, I forgot my response line...

Oh well, can't memorize everything.
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