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Aurelyn
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I propose a duel with banjos.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sir, if you are a fair maiden then I am William Shatner. You also nominated yourself and I see no one voting for you. Now you fell down and broke the polar inversion unit. It protected kittens from God's wrath. Good job breaking it, hero.


Kittens are made in the first place to endure God's wrath. So no harm there.

Well then, if I cannot be a fair maiden, I shall stand aside from this duel. Unless someone can think of something for me to do. Besides stand at the sideline drinking enormous amounts of alcohol and woo fair maidens.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A job for which you seem admirably suited Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think we still have a spot for the village idiot...

Aurelyn wrote:
I propose a duel with banjos.

your suggestion will be taken into account, citizen.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
i think we still have a spot for the village idiot...


I'll just be Shamus McAramor... the village drunk.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
I propose a duel with banjos.

Does your modest proposal relate to this?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually village idiot is taked... by me.

Im suprised you didnt think of me. Crying or Very sad
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...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman....
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Does your modest proposal relate to this?

I thought he meant this.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
Aurelyn wrote:
I propose a duel with banjos.

Does your modest proposal relate to this?

who would volunteer to be the reatard, though?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No but THAT is hilarious
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:
Azrael wrote:
Does your modest proposal relate to this?

I thought he meant this.


Actually, that is what I was referring to. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In that case...

am i still the village idiot?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i thought you're my retarded butler?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
Ipsa wrote:
Azrael wrote:
Does your modest proposal relate to this?

I thought he meant this.


Actually, that is what I was referring to. Very Happy


Do I win something nifty?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you like, but Ipsa guessed right. But since that scene was undoubtedly based on Deliverance, you may have any high-powered rifle of your choosing. Ipsa will have to settle for my marriage proposal.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude, that's the lamest e-proposal ever. where are the e-flowers, where's the e-diamond ring? where's the e-restaurant and romantic e-music?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great, now I've got the word e-rection in my head...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn, back of the line!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is pretty much my favourite subforum.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Great, now I've got the word e-rection in my head...


An electronic boner...
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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An electronic boner...


That doesn't seem physically possible.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, that's what my computer was jelling when he was running around the room with his processor almost poking out of the casing.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, that's what my computer was jelling when he was running around the room with his processor almost poking out of the casing.


Sweet lord almighty.

THIS COULD BE THE END.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BUT IT PROBABLY ISN'T!!!

Dun-dun-dun!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
BUT IT PROBABLY ISN'T!!!

Dun-dun-dun!!!



Minor key! MINOR KEY!!
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