Utter B.S.

bernieh · Site Admin Gender: Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 947

This is where stupid crap is moved when it's really stupid.

If you feel compelled to have a personal chat thread, I guess you can start it here.

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:45 pm Post subject:

First post! Almost three years after the thread was posted! I fucking win, give me a trophy.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:13 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:16 pm Post subject:

Stop misquoting me.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:54 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject:

You sir have besmirched my reputation with vile slander!
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:44 pm Post subject:

I have had enough of this balderdash! I will not allow my honour to be so smeared! Sir ARRGH, I challenge you to a duel to the death! *Throws down gauntlet.*
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Azrael · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:53 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:04 am Post subject:

Very well, I will adhere to the protocol, but Azrael seems to have the protocol confused. It is the seconds of the challenger and challenged to set the time and place for the duel to occur, not a single arbitrator. As such I choose Master Chainsaw to be my second, should he be both capable and willing. He and ARRGH's second shall dictate the terms, location, and date for the duel.

Next time we meet, ARRGH, it shall be on the field of battle.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:11 am Post subject:

Azrael · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:28 am Post subject:

Oh, it would appear that I unknowingly mistook this duel under the guidelines set by aristocrats during poshier times.

So, now that has been resolute, will we scrap like gentlemen? Or brawl like ruffians? And with what armory shall we duel with?

And Sir ARRGH, I will abide with your coalition, however you should know that I deal with matters in a more "cloak and dagger" fashion.

TO ARMS!!!
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:13 am Post subject:

*Grabs Ye Olde Popcorn*
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Sal · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:32 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:39 pm Post subject:

Then Sal, will you do the honors and create an RPG thread for this battle? And Azrael, I insist that this be an honorable duel between men of dignity and honor, but all other terms I leave up for you and Chainsaw to decide.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:02 pm Post subject:

I say, no duel is worth fighting without a fair lady whom's hand shall go to the victor.

I hereby nominate myself to be said fair lady.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject:

Aramor, sit down before you fall down.
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Nron · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:48 pm Post subject:

oooh did i miss it?

if anything THIS has got to at least make me smile. hopefully. Sad

sigh* forget it ill just stop before someone gets mad
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Azrael · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:38 pm Post subject:

Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:33 am Post subject:

Hmm. I see I have unfortunately missed some fine discourse. However: I must, however strange it may be, find myself in agreement with the Ailuropoda melanoleuca. An RPG thread must needs be created, for a proper field of battle!

Nron-do not be despondent. Those of these hallowed halls are honorable individuals...you have the opportunity to prove yourself, as I and all others before me have had...and those after will have.

So...Lord Sal, we await your thread, and seconds, we await your verdicts. But I beg you, do not tarry. I am eager for the thrill of single combat!
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:10 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:58 am Post subject:

Sir, if you are a fair maiden then I am William Shatner. You also nominated yourself and I see no one voting for you. Now you fell down and broke the polar inversion unit. It protected kittens from God's wrath. Good job breaking it, hero.
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Terms, location and date, eh? Helpful/amusing suggestions welcome, aLpoholics.
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Sal · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject:

you're invited to my tea party, Az and Chainsaw. whatever we decide upon, will be binding for the duel parties.
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