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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:39 am    Post subject: Utter B.S. Reply with quote

This is where stupid crap is moved when it's really stupid.

If you feel compelled to have a personal chat thread, I guess you can start it here.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First post! Almost three years after the thread was posted! I fucking win, give me a trophy.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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give me atrophy.


Ok, now you're a leper and your arms wither off.

Satisfied?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop misquoting me.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Stop misquoting me.


Stop editing your post so it's spelled/punctuated/spaced correctly and it looks like I did misquote you.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You sir have besmirched my reputation with vile slander!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You sir have besmirched my reputation with vile slander!


Ha! Fine words from such a notably devious panda!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have had enough of this balderdash! I will not allow my honour to be so smeared! Sir ARRGH, I challenge you to a duel to the death! *Throws down gauntlet.*
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You sir have besmirched my reputation with vile slander!


Ha! Fine words from such a notably devious panda!

Nice rhyming. Reminds me of Monkey Island.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I have had enough of this balderdash! I will not allow my honour to be so smeared! Sir ARRGH, I challenge you to a duel to the death!


A duel?! There will be no duel without an appointed arbitrator! Find your judge first, then set your date.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very well, I will adhere to the protocol, but Azrael seems to have the protocol confused. It is the seconds of the challenger and challenged to set the time and place for the duel to occur, not a single arbitrator. As such I choose Master Chainsaw to be my second, should he be both capable and willing. He and ARRGH's second shall dictate the terms, location, and date for the duel.

Next time we meet, ARRGH, it shall be on the field of battle.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Next time we meet, ARRGH, it shall be on the field of battle.


Indeed, despicable Ursine!

I name Azrael as my second, should he be capable and willing.

Cry havoc...and LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, it would appear that I unknowingly mistook this duel under the guidelines set by aristocrats during poshier times.

So, now that has been resolute, will we scrap like gentlemen? Or brawl like ruffians? And with what armory shall we duel with?

And Sir ARRGH, I will abide with your coalition, however you should know that I deal with matters in a more "cloak and dagger" fashion.

TO ARMS!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Grabs Ye Olde Popcorn*
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
A duel?! There will be no duel without an appointed arbitrator! Find your judge first, then set your date.

there will be no duel without a proper rpg thread! does the time-tested etiquette of this forum mean nothing to you, scoundrels?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then Sal, will you do the honors and create an RPG thread for this battle? And Azrael, I insist that this be an honorable duel between men of dignity and honor, but all other terms I leave up for you and Chainsaw to decide.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I say, no duel is worth fighting without a fair lady whom's hand shall go to the victor.

I hereby nominate myself to be said fair lady.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor, sit down before you fall down.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oooh did i miss it?

if anything THIS has got to at least make me smile. hopefully. Sad

sigh* forget it ill just stop before someone gets mad
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
And Azrael, I insist that this be an honorable duel between men of dignity and honor, but all other terms I leave up for you and Chainsaw to decide.

I believe I can safely say that the participants of this duel are all men of dignity and honor. I am not the one to set duels for my own liking, so I leave that respnsibility to Master Chainsaw (if he has yet agreed) to adjust to what he sees fit.

Sir ARRGH, Master Chainsaw, Shogun Simon, I wish for all of us good luck and a glorious duel. I will await in my spire until we begin.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm. I see I have unfortunately missed some fine discourse. However: I must, however strange it may be, find myself in agreement with the Ailuropoda melanoleuca. An RPG thread must needs be created, for a proper field of battle!

Nron-do not be despondent. Those of these hallowed halls are honorable individuals...you have the opportunity to prove yourself, as I and all others before me have had...and those after will have.

So...Lord Sal, we await your thread, and seconds, we await your verdicts. But I beg you, do not tarry. I am eager for the thrill of single combat!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Aramor, sit down before you fall down.


Hast thou no respect for fair ladies? I even had an appropriate avatar figured out.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir, if you are a fair maiden then I am William Shatner. You also nominated yourself and I see no one voting for you. Now you fell down and broke the polar inversion unit. It protected kittens from God's wrath. Good job breaking it, hero.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Terms, location and date, eh? Helpful/amusing suggestions welcome, aLpoholics.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you're invited to my tea party, Az and Chainsaw. whatever we decide upon, will be binding for the duel parties.
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