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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Work fucking sucks! The company is led by cheapass motherfucking idiots. We have no payroll to go around. I almost never had enough time to get my work done, so consequently I end up working off the clock at least an hour/day.My boss is a fucking idiot.He is really an egocentric prick, and he's not in touch with reality. Nobody likes him.
Worst of all is the fact that I have a BA in physics yet I work in a grocery store. Needless to say, I am envious of any individual who has clear aspirations for their life.
I think that's enough for now.


your just realizing this?

hell i realized life was a 54 yr old Filipino prostitute with AIDS going down on Bill Clinton a LONG LONG time ago.

lucky for me my job is just what i want.

i go to japan, italy and basically whereever im needed. my paycheck is very nice and my boss is my best friend.

oh but now the negatives:

a homosexual tried to play grabass with me at the gym today.I punched the mofo and his boyfriend came out and he started making a huge deal out of it so now ive been thrown out of my gym for a week.

While driving to work some prick decided to crank up his "gangsta" music and started trying to do gang signs and other shit while driving. I got pissed. long of the short i had a little case of road rage and i think i even managed to force the guy into the guardrail. i love it when the highway isnt full of other people. but now i need a new paintjob. Confused

at work some jerkoff decided to take my Fanta and case of Mountain Dew. So i went around with my work posse and we began a Scooby-Doo like investigation. well turns out it was Hazeus Garcia (or something like that i cant do spanish names) this ripped motherfucker who can bench 195. well i went up to him and he just looks at me for a minute Neutral and i look at him Shocked and it began getting awkward. so i say "uh hey thats kinda my shit" and hes like "... sooo?" and im like "nevermind" I really hate fridge raiders.

well after lunch i was working in my office (playing ETQW actually but i was playing against my boss so i guess it counts) when Matt Freemont, the office suckup and allround snitch, comes through my door so i alt tab the fuck outa my match and pull up a spreadsheet. Well he comes behind my desk looks at my screen, looks at me then leaves. Im thinking "uhhhhh... good talk..." Well i pull up my match again but i notice that Matt is actually crouched at the door listening and trying to sneak a peek at what im doing. So i send a message to his cell that says that an important fax is coming in. so he runs his little ass to the fax machine and i quickly pull up my emergency file (i keep a file at work full of all sorts of random shit including but not limited to: porn, games, avatars, more porn, pictures of my ass, videos, another handful of select porn and pictures of random bullshit) and i fax the machine some pictured of my ass with some porn, alittle text images and a picture of Tom Cruise raping a donkey. well needless to say the snitch began his investigation, stole into my room while i was dropping the cosby kids off at the pool and checked recent documents. so now ive got to get into his workspace and grab back the USP that hes got the files on. ill let you know how its going. right now ill just leave this on...

YES!! my god i wish you were there! it was like a fucking Predator movie. Ok so me and my friend Zach Jones, the office funny guy, steal into his office and im rifleing through his drawers when he walks in. well i just dive under the desk and freeze and zach hides behind the guest chair. well Matt is reading a paper and he humming. he goes around the desk sits and starts typing. well im stuck with the sight of his crotch Shocked and he starts to itch down there with a ferocity id not thought possible. well it goes on for about a minute or two and he gives his small package one last large scratch (grunt for emphesis) and the USP falls out of his pocket onto the floor Very Happy . well he gets up leaves and me and zach bolt. im sending my files onto Embarassed Kat Kirshbalm's Embarassed computer for now. god shes so nice. anyway i have had my revenge... almost. but apparently Matt uninstalled 4 of my best games so now ittl take forever to reinstall them all Evil or Very Mad (i dont get much time to myself. i cant hang a sign saying "piss off im busy"<ive tried trust me> and people enter my office once every 35-40 minutes) so thats the bad part.

more soon.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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*diatribe*


Damn, I really think that you are posting out a time warp or something. I can't even remember when I posted that. I haven't worked at the grocery store for over two years now.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I haven't worked at the grocery store for over two years now.


Good. grocery stores are the devil.

Except PCC. Everyone loves them some politically-correct northwestern organic food.

As far as unhappy...

uh, today was a little boring and I remembered how much I dislike cliques and how annoying it is when other people are better at forming them than you.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Michael Crichton died, Sad


Yeah, it is a shame. Jurassic Park and The Sphere were good stories.

On a selfish note, there are people out there playing Gears of War 2, I'm not one of them.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Except PCC. Everyone loves them some politically-correct northwestern organic food.


I don't.

Anyway, still a bit under the weather, but now it's my throat acting up. I've almost had everything this week now (first sneezing, then fever-ish, then coughing etc etc).
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Michael Crichton died, Sad


Yeah, it is a shame. Jurassic Park and The Sphere were good stories.

On a selfish note, there are people out there playing Gears of War 2, I'm not one of them.


Neither am I, man. Your pain is felt. I should be getting my 360 back in a few weeks, though.

Also, Crichton was one of the greatest writers of our time. Sphere, Jurassic Park, Congo, Prey... all good
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Micheal Crichton will be missed, newer generation are going to be missing out. I especially loved the Lost World and Prey.

On another note, I'm not sure I want to risk buying Mirror's Edge - it could either be one of the best games I've ever played or just really bad.

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How have you posted so much and not introduced yourself? Are you trying to break my record of 503 posts in... less than a week? (I forget how many days it took me.)
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't.


Well that may be because you live in northern europe rather than Washington.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, so now it's a racial issue? Razz

Anyway, I want the Firefly series on DVD, but I can't find them anywhere. Well, I can buy it online but it's like tres expensive.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes armor yes its now a racial issue.

thearrg and i are now the leaders of a new neo-nazi movment here in america that is hellbent on the distruction and humiliation of you and your race begining on this site

im amazed that none of you commented on my day but hey Micheal Crichton was a motherfucking badass.

oh and today Zach fell down the stairs while laughing. goes to show ya: dont make fun of jews when near stairwells.

ok my morning: woke up, shower, ate, stepped on cat who i think had rabies. so yeah if i stop posting for awhile email me or assume im dead and my body is most likly being raped by a necrophiliac. Shocked

thats all for now
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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thearrg and i are now the leaders of a new neo-nazi movment here in america that is hellbent on the distruction and humiliation of you and your race begining on this site


VIVE LA REVOLUCION!!

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Micheal Crichton was a motherfucking badass.


Michael Crichton only died because he was too badass for life to handle.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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yes armor yes its now a racial issue.

thearrg and i are now the leaders of a new neo-nazi movment here in america that is hellbent on the distruction and humiliation of you and your race begining on this site

im amazed that none of you commented on my day but hey Micheal Crichton was a motherfucking badass.

oh and today Zach fell down the stairs while laughing. goes to show ya: dont make fun of jews when near stairwells.

ok my morning: woke up, shower, ate, stepped on cat who i think had rabies. so yeah if i stop posting for awhile email me or assume im dead and my body is most likly being raped by a necrophiliac. Shocked

thats all for now


1. Can't say that many of us know you, so why would we comment on your day...? You may be no more than a flash in the pan spammer dredging up 2-4 year old posts. Judging from you comment today, it is apparent you are looking for a reaction or attempting to impresses us with your antics, real or imaginary.

2. None of us know the people you are talking about.

3. Why do you assume all people named "Zach" are jewish? Likewise... how does that go to show you that one shouldn't make fun of Jews in the proximity of stairs? Were y ou making fun of him and that triggered the laughter which prompted the tumble? I'm trying to follow you, but it is taxing.

4. Finally, Not sure if I'm speaking for the majority, but I don't really find you entertaining.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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4. Finally, Not sure if I'm speaking for the majority, but I don't really find you entertaining.
Watch out! He's gonna get Tommy DeVito on your ass!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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4. Finally, Not sure if I'm speaking for the majority, but I don't really find you entertaining.
Watch out! He's gonna get Tommy DeVito on your ass!


Tommy DeVito? Don't make me google... *sigh*

Edit: The guy from The Four Seasons? I'm lost... Wait... Bloo? Is this you?? Laughing
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Here's the wiki page.
Here's the quotation of the scene I was alluding to.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah Goodfellas. Hella good movie. I miss SNLs The Joe Pesci show.

Edit: I'm not worried. Who uses "real" phones anymore?
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They do.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be sure to remember that if ever I find myself in a "mob" movie.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Michael Crichton only died because he was too badass for life to handle.


true dat
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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3. Why do you assume all people named "Zach" are jewish?4. Finally, Not sure if I'm speaking for the majority, but I don't really find you entertaining.


why dont you reread the post about zach making fun of jews then falling down the stairs not him being jewish.

and why should i care if you dont find me entertaining? oh and dont use lists, it dosnt suit you
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20 cc's of grammar, stat!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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20 cc's of grammar, stat!


Lolz.

Why do you reread your own post:

Nron54 wrote:
i must agree.

forums like this are always offtopic when they want.

but the really gay forums are ones that are invaded by noobs who post irrelevent shit on purpose.

take 4chan for instance: i was a member for years then the noobs invaded like the fucking allies on DDay and i hailed ass out of there before i threw the computer out the window and went on a mall shooting.

also would be PWOT... they were good then they went off the wall... also David Wong the main Mod started acting like an asshole and began baning people that had been part of it for years for reasons he would never divulge.

tell u the truth this forum is the best ive seen so far


And tell us how you don't apply to the same thing, here, noob... You, of the 24 nonsense posts.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And tell us how you don't apply to the same thing, here, noob... You, of the 24 Laughing nonsense Laughing posts.
Rolling Eyes

oh no! Shocked he pulled the "I HAVE MORE POSTS THEN YOU! YOUR A NOOB!HAHAHAHA!LVL45 DROW WIZARD BEYOTCH!" card on me!

how ever will i recuperate!?!?!
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cfos wrote:
And tell us how you don't apply to the same thing, here, noob... You, of the 24 Laughing nonsense Laughing posts.
Rolling Eyes

oh no! Shocked he pulled the "I HAVE MORE POSTS THEN YOU! YOUR A NOOB!HAHAHAHA!LVL45 DROW WIZARD BEYOTCH!" card on me!

how ever will i recuperate!?!?!

Actually, I think he pulled the "You're being very hypocritical" card on you.

Since there doesn't seem to be anything relevant going on here, I would just like to proclaim my love for bacon.
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Well, this is just a little forum hygiene in progress. This may well be deleted at some point. Though perhaps we should keep it around as a poignant memento, a warning of how things can become so dire, so quickly.
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