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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, if I were a girl, it love having a dream where I have sex with Michael Biehn... he's just... so cool... totally...

"Come with me if you want to live."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hey- I don't have a card! Dammit! How can I get one? What accrediting organisation issues them? I'm assuming there's an oral exam...

Sorry, just thought I should make that joke before anyone else did. I'm all hopped up on sugary caffeine. I think I'll go put my unit in some ice cream.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Errrr, I'd say putting your unit in some ice cream is a bad idea.

Remember, kids, 14% of all cases of freezer-burned penises come from ice cream!

Now we know!

...and knowing is half the battle!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What causes the remaining 86%?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
What causes the remaining 86%?


"Hey, maybe if I freeze it, it'll live forever! Bring that dry ice over here, Bob."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was this her?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Dude, if I were a girl...

Do you have those fantasies often?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Dude, if I were a girl...

Do you have those fantasies often?


Could you please be so kind as to quote the part where I said I have those fantasies? What I said, means that in a hypothetical situation where-in my gender is the opposite of what it is now, I would love having a dream about sex with Michael Biehn.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You stated that you did imagine that you were a girl, at least temporarily. I was only asking if you had such fantasies often.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, like that, ok... well uhm... no... do you?

And just to make a small reference to Aliens: Do you often have fantasies that you're a guy?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
Remember, kids, 14% of all cases of freezer-burned penises come from ice cream

Aramor wrote:
What causes the remaining 86%?


According to the Office of Unbelievable Statistics:
12% Erotic Ice Sculptures
18% Slutty Frozen Fish (they know they want it)
56% Putting your beer in the freezer to cool it down quick, then spilling it on your bits whilst watching porn/ the game/ your friend's kid sister's cheerleader tryouts. Usually in just your dirty boxers.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incidentally, putting room temperature beer in salty ice water cools it down to the ideal temperature in about 3 or 4 minutes. Not like I've ever tried.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:13 am    Post subject: dream Reply with quote

when i have seen a movie or playd a new game, i always get a strange
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