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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh, just because I sometimes like to put on a leather suit while I'm having sex with 4 different men you call me a gimp. Well, that's very open minded of you.

You're entirely right. I'm so sorry. I should be more accepting. From now on I'll refer to you as an alternative lifestyle practitioner leather enthusiast.

Though I'm still going to judge you somewhat for not knowing that toilets feature a "unrinalsm".
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New Achievment Unlocked - Urinalism: Make 1000000 typos.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Though I'm still going to judge you somewhat for not knowing that toilets feature a "unrinalsm".


Fair enough.

Anyway, back on topic... throwing cigarette buds in the urinals. Don't.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm. I don't know if I mentioned this before or not, but last month I went to see a band at the Northampton Roadmender. Whilst there I had to use the bathroom, as one does. Inside there was piss on the floor, at least a centimetre deep. There was piss on the walls (which I leaned my arm in before I knew it was there). There was piss all over the toilet cubicle. It was like sombody had acted out that joke Tarantino tells at the start of Desperado.

So my etiquette advice is: Don't piss anywhere but in the urinal/unrinalsm.

Glad I wore steelies that day.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Update: Flush for God's sake! There are now stromatolites in the urinalisms here, and they fucking smell.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

has everyone forgot the man rule?

if you use a urinal you always try for the one at the very end that way if anyone else comes they use the one 2 urinals away. most bathrooms have, what, like 5 urninals?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This reminds me of a flash game i saw awhile ago: http://www.crazyhill.com/hung/other_game/urinal.swf
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to add one important consideration to this discussion...

Immediately post-coitus, a man's aim tends to be a bit... off.

THUS! The discerning gentleman shall take a leak sitting down in such circumstances.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But a real man can anticipate the innaccuracy and adjust to it. If your bathroom is big enough...
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I would like to add one important consideration to this discussion...

Immediately post-coitus, a man's aim tends to be a bit... off.

THUS! The discerning gentleman shall take a leak sitting down in such circumstances.

it took one who actually has sex to utter these words of wisdom.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
You Know Who wrote:
I would like to add one important consideration to this discussion...

Immediately post-coitus, a man's aim tends to be a bit... off.

THUS! The discerning gentleman shall take a leak sitting down in such circumstances.

it took one who actually has sex to utter these words of wisdom.


Very Happy

The sitting down thing applies first thing in the morning as well, I feel...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends how you wake up I guess.
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