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Satan Crime Wash
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| Aramor© wrote: | | Oh, just because I sometimes like to put on a leather suit while I'm having sex with 4 different men you call me a gimp. Well, that's very open minded of you. |
You're entirely right. I'm so sorry. I should be more accepting. From now on I'll refer to you as an alternative lifestyle practitioner leather enthusiast.
Though I'm still going to judge you somewhat for not knowing that toilets feature a "unrinalsm".
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New Achievment Unlocked - Urinalism: Make 1000000 typos.
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Though I'm still going to judge you somewhat for not knowing that toilets feature a "unrinalsm". |
Fair enough.
Anyway, back on topic... throwing cigarette buds in the urinals. Don't.
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Satan Crime Wash
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Hmm. I don't know if I mentioned this before or not, but last month I went to see a band at the Northampton Roadmender. Whilst there I had to use the bathroom, as one does. Inside there was piss on the floor, at least a centimetre deep. There was piss on the walls (which I leaned my arm in before I knew it was there). There was piss all over the toilet cubicle. It was like sombody had acted out that joke Tarantino tells at the start of Desperado.
So my etiquette advice is: Don't piss anywhere but in the urinal/unrinalsm.
Glad I wore steelies that day.
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Update: Flush for God's sake! There are now stromatolites in the urinalisms here, and they fucking smell.
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has everyone forgot the man rule?
if you use a urinal you always try for the one at the very end that way if anyone else comes they use the one 2 urinals away. most bathrooms have, what, like 5 urninals?
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This reminds me of a flash game i saw awhile ago: http://www.crazyhill.com/hung/other_game/urinal.swf
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I would like to add one important consideration to this discussion...
Immediately post-coitus, a man's aim tends to be a bit... off.
THUS! The discerning gentleman shall take a leak sitting down in such circumstances.
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Aramor
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But a real man can anticipate the innaccuracy and adjust to it. If your bathroom is big enough...
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| You Know Who wrote: | I would like to add one important consideration to this discussion...
Immediately post-coitus, a man's aim tends to be a bit... off.
THUS! The discerning gentleman shall take a leak sitting down in such circumstances. |
it took one who actually has sex to utter these words of wisdom.
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| Sal wrote: | | You Know Who wrote: | I would like to add one important consideration to this discussion...
Immediately post-coitus, a man's aim tends to be a bit... off.
THUS! The discerning gentleman shall take a leak sitting down in such circumstances. |
it took one who actually has sex to utter these words of wisdom. |
The sitting down thing applies first thing in the morning as well, I feel...
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Depends how you wake up I guess.
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