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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if I can graduate like this...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Grab a Bre. Don't cost nothin'.
I thought I already responded to this but whatever.
If I wasn't the man I am I'd kiss ya!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a righty, but my son is a lefty. When I enrolled him in Kindergarten, the teacher asked if he had a dominant hand. When I told her he was a lefty, she asked me if I was okay with that. Okay with that? Um, yeah I'm okay with that if he's comfortable being a lefty, don't you dare try to teach him that he's doin something incorrectly. I was pissed.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn...

That's like telling a pregnant woman her kid is going to be a redhead and then ask if she'd rather have an abortion Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The teacher might have been a religous zealot fresh from the Middle Ages. The belief was that left-handed people were possesed by or affiliated with demonic forces. There was the whole superstition about left being 'the devil's side', hence why you threw salt over your left shoulder to drive Ol' Satan away.

Or somthing like that.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ol' Nick? That's the lamest nickname I've ever heard for the devil.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? What are you talking about? You feeling okay?
Someone get a straight-jacket.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my God... the words... they have changed. Truly this must mean the coming of the Lord is upon us. Repent! Repent! And thou shallt all get cookies with thine milk.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's time to put you down...
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You cannot! For I am the new Jesus, thine Messiah. And when thou shalt strike me down, the Lord will throw a thousand masturbating kitties on thine head!!! Left-handed masturbating kitties! Just to stay on-topic a little bit!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Savior has come!
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