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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but now due to the absurdly improved elabortions of the wish, all responses grow very long. They are not even well written either, they all end up being mini-stories littered with plot-holes, stale and over-used words, unnecesary details, heavy lampshading, etc.

All the posts from then on would only get long and longer and longer until each page requires actual loading and buffering windows. Taking very long amounts of time to open, let alone even read each forsaken wish description. Few would even dare to read each post, most would just ignore the entire post and try to corrupt the previous wish. Then that is where it really hits the fan. People bury their actual wish somewhere in the ocean that is another poster's corrupted wish.

Many become infuriated by the exhausting effort it takes to continue playing this game that has completely lost control of itself. By and by, fewer and fewer people continue playing, until it all stops. Until someone posts a very brief revival that may eventually ressurect this game gone rampant.

I wish for a cosmic horror.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor© wrote:

I wish the people that participated in this game would put some more effort in their answers, they're getting seriously lame.


Granted. Everyone on the forums spends hours, days, even WEEKS coming up with the most elegantly verbose, cuttingly humorous, and brilliantly contrived responses. Soon, word spreads, and the entire population of the earth begins participating. One day, a Chinese man types a truly exemplary response, causing a Russian officer to laugh himself into a frenzy and hit buttons at random, firing off Russia's entire complement of missiles, a volley which china and the US are quick to respond to. As the world enters a nuclear winter, aliens invade, for no apparent reason.

You are one of the last survivors, hiding out in the underground tunnels with a shotgun, spray painting your pathetic messages of resistance on the walls in the vain hope that someday, after your inevitable death, the next inhabitants of earth will find them and remember, even for a moment, the world that was lost, and the friends, family, and loves of yours that were burned to a crisp by the nuclear war and the alien pulse-beams.


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I wish for a cosmic horror.



Granted. Somewhere in the crab nebula, a secret Centaurian research station comes under attack by unknown forces. The Centaurian fleet is decimated by night-black spacecraft, all curved and asymmetrical angles, that appear out of the void. The fleet makes it's way through the galactic plane, snuffing out billions of lives in a terrifying flurry of fire and destruction, turning planets to ash and the hopes and dreams of trillions of people to plasma-seared dust, pillaging some planets and raping and torturing their inhabitants into quivering submission before searing their homeworlds into glass-covered ticking wastelands. The fleet arrives eventually at the sol system, covering earth with sentient biomechanical horrors which use earths inhabitants as everything from food to sex toys to prey, rampaging over the planet in paroxysm of gleeful and psychotic evil, until finally arriving at your home, saying "Hi," giving you some Twix bars, and flying off, leaving you the OTHER only survivor of the alien invasion. While the other guy paints slogans underground, you eat the Twix bars.

They give you ergot poisoning and your muscles contract so violently that you break all your bones.

I wish for a really cool post-apocalyptic world brought about by global warming combined with water, oil, and suitable soil shortages.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. John Tider (or whatever the hell his name is)'s internet predictions miraculously come true, and in the years coming, 3 billion people die when this world's sky net, minus the Terminators, blows the shit out of everybody because it thinks it's saving everyone from global warming. Civilization bonds closer resulting in stronger religious belief in the remaining half of the humans. Cows are mutated and are no longer stupid dumbasses, but are unfortunately turned into Jar Jar-looking things. Porno is no longer needed and as a result 500 thousand more innocents commit suicide. Transformers land and leave huge piles of robotic shit where new NY will stand in the year 3000.
Paris Hilton is NOT dead.
Locusts start running around asking for people's jubbawubbas.
Twinky comes up with a really lame wish grant.
In about fifty years after these events, the second coming of Jesus occurs and donut holes become self-aware.

I tried. I failed. I wish I didn't fail so much...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, now you succeed at everything, becoming succesfull beyond your dreams...

Nothing is fun anymore since you now succeed at everything, the whole fact of gaming and entertainment becomes useless. You search your happyness in alcohol and drugs, but since you always succeed, rehab is cake and you can be clean within the day after a bad hangover.
You slowly begin to hate yourself more and more, yet keep succeeding, hence your suicide is your ultimate accomplishment, as you manage to dive off a building with a great white tossed behind you, wich manages to chomp you in half before both of you hit the concrete.

You succeeded to make the sushi bar chef across the street very happy.
Good job.


I wish for a safe flight home next week. Virgin air!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. Your flight is pleasant and enjoyable, but the second you step off the plane, you are stabbed with a shiv made out of a Russel Crowe CD.

I wish to evolve.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

REGRET wrote:


I wish to evolve.


*cough*you'renowsarahkerrigan*cough*


I wish that we had a chance to survive make our time.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. In order to do so "we" have to take off every Zig. Which is bad news for you, as you were cleaning the launch tube at the time. Collectively as a species "we" survive make our time.

I wish my power level was over 9000!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted you disregarded Pete's Evil Overlord List.
Pete wrote:
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
Your henchman wipe off the remains of your head, and present the bucket and its contents to your enemies as a token of their allegiance.

I wish the use of DRM across the world was unanimously abandoned.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lunabella wrote:
I wish for a safe flight home next week. Virgin air!


Granted. Youre flying home and all the cocktail waitresses and flight attendents are big strapping men with sifilis and a need to masterbate in public. When you step off ther plane your girlfriend greets you tells you shes met another man with a bigger dick, Barack Obama comes out and starts sqeezing her jugs, and then you fall backward, your crotch lands on a pencil thats convieniently standing upright on the tarmac, the pencil punches through your scrotum, into your penic and pops out the hole.

Thank you and have a nice day Wink

I wish me, barbara stysand, will ferral, chuck norris, dane cook, the 14 inch tall godzilla, Demi Moore, Nemesis and Hugh Hefner were all the crew of a intergalactic space ship with me as captain and norris as cocaptain
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