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Aramor
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| Aurelyn wrote: | | And then you photoshopped a ginger beard onto yourself? |
Oh that's all me baby 
Although I shaved tonight and know it's more like a really full goatee...
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Ipsa
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My supervisor at school mentioned to me that he's already had an email from a parent questioning (complaining?) that the school hired a new teacher and didn't list credentials other than my degrees. That's what the school's done with every teacher. It's frustrating because I haven't even done anything to warrant someone saying anything. But that also makes it kinda cool.
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| Ipsa wrote: | | My supervisor at school mentioned to me that he's already had an email from a parent questioning (complaining?) that the school hired a new teacher and didn't list credentials other than my degrees. That's what the school's done with every teacher. It's frustrating because I haven't even done anything to warrant someone saying anything. But that also makes it kinda cool. |
Maybe they confused you with the republican VP candidate...? I mean, look at what's come out after just, what... a few days? teacher = VEEP. 
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Headbutting a 75 tonne power press made me have mixed feelings.
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Headbutting a 75 tonne power press made me have mixed feelings. |
But you should see the press, right? And what was the positive outcome of this event?
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Headbutting a 75 tonne power press... |
"Master Zidane"
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| Aurelyn wrote: | | But you should see the press, right? And what was the positive outcome of this event? |
My sense of wry amusement at the fact that I would lean forward to sweep away metal shards and slugs, without thinking: "You know what, there's a fucking great industrial machine right in front of me".
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| cfos wrote: | | Maybe they confused you with the republican VP candidate...? I mean, look at what's come out after just, what... a few days? teacher = VEEP. |
I can't see how they confused us. I'm way prettier than she is. 
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| Ipsa wrote: | | I can't see how they confused us. I'm way prettier than she is. |
Indeed. Plus you're also not a moose-hating Fascist piece of crap.
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Ipsa wrote: | | I can't see how they confused us. I'm way prettier than she is. |
Indeed. Plus you're also not a moose-hating Fascist piece of crap. |
A Møøse once bit my sister...
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@ Chainsaw. Epic sig.
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How do you like me now?
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My God, what have I done? It's beautiful!
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Bet you didn't know Zizu was able to become 200km tall, and can survive in a vacuum.
The Death Star can't repel headbutts of that magnitude.
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That's no moon.
Anyway I'm gonna try to figure out just how powerful Godzizu's headbutt is, mathematically. Cause, you know, nerds do that sort of crap.
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Astounding to know Godzizu can walk in a vacuum.
Awesome sig
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I wonder when we'll see Godzizu fighting Chuck Norris...
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roundhouse headbutt!
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Hehe, that would be awesome.
Anyway, my dad is coming home again today. It's nice to have some company in the house again but it was also nice to be all alone.
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| angelus_raptor wrote: | | Astounding to know Godzizu can walk in a vacuum. |
His boots ionize and then collect cosmic dust (via either electric or magnetic fields), and form it into a solid mass with sufficient gravity to pull Godzizu down to serve as a walking platform.
Or he has vast piles of neutronium in his boots which he then molds into a walking platform, somehow.
These theories are feasible if the Death Star is.
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Are you sure it's not some leap of faith kinda trick like in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
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I had a training course today (on power press safety and maintenance*, oh the irony!) which was much less crap and more useful than I thought it was going to be. And then right at the end of the day, I had a machine breakdown that took 35 minutes to rectify, costing me my break and making me late leaving.
*Regulation #1 was not "Don't headbutt the press**."
**Unless you're Liam Gallagher. Badum-tish!
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Today, my agent is going through my house with all the other agents in her group. Hopefully, one of the agents will have a buyer interested in my home. I'm semi-torn because we've been cleaning the house a bit and it looks quite nice. Of course, I think the fam is ready to move out of UT. I know I'm "due" for a move.
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The slow, creeping realisation that I indeed am the renaissance.
At first I thought my pineal gland was sending strange static and picking up other transmissions, but then tried tuning down the malicious kidneynterference and it all became just so clear.
There are no more days for Frog.
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